No, NOT this heinous outfit Katie Holmes wore on Thursday for opening night. The afterparty was at “E-Space” and Katie got confused. The fact that she designed this herself will have to wait, because Katie is taking too many “Crimes Against Fashion” awards. But in honor of Scientology-prisoner Katie’s debut on Broadway, and the protest group “Anonymous” successfully messing up the cult’s website (scientology.org), we bring you the following stuff Scientology has tried to shut down. Unfortunately for THEM, trying to keep things off of the internet is like playing whack-a-mole. Ahahahahahaha!!!!
The Unfunny Truth About Scientology
…And The Timeless Classic: “Tom Cruise’s Secret Scientology Video”. This video is EXACTLY as it is shown to the sci-bots, Mission Impossible music and all.
Tag: All My Sons
Katie Holmes Has A Mystery “Mister X”
Katie Holmes has been hanging out between her Broadway All My Sons duties with a handsome mystery man. The cast and crew call him “Mister X”. And the “X” doesn’t stand for Xenu! Katie seems to have somehow escaped the death grip of Tommy, and has found time to chill with a normal male person.
A crew member went over one day, while Katie and “X” were having coffee. They chatted for a few minutes, but Katie didn’t introduce her friend. And “a friend” is what Katie is calling him, (duh, she’s not stupid) but he’s still causing whispers around the theater. Ya know? Katie needs a normal male friend. She hasn’t had one of those in YEARS. Here’s to “Mister X” for being brave enough to risk the wrath of Xenu and his minions, and give Katie some decent company. Bravo!