Snark Food » amy winehouse clothing line http://snarkfood.com Daily Gossip to feed your inner snark... Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:39:24 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Amy Winehouse- For The True Fashion Addict http://snarkfood.com/amy-winehouse-for-the-true-fashion-addict/31606/ http://snarkfood.com/amy-winehouse-for-the-true-fashion-addict/31606/#comments Sat, 03 Jan 2009 22:53:26 +0000 Snarkista http://snarkfood.com/?p=1606
File this under “you have to be effin’ kidding.” Rumors have it that Amy Winehouse, druggie extraordinaire and wearer of filthy rags, is in negotiations to design her own fashion line. What in the hell are the people at Fred Perry thinking? UK’s The Sun reports Amy was overheard in talks with execs for the clothiers during her holiday in St. Lucia. Amy’s even done some sketches! You KNOW those look like stick figures with their heads on fire.

Save some dough if you want to look like Wino, and do some good at the same time! Give a local homeless person 5 bucks for some of their clothes, bum some REALLY used ballet slippers from the nearest dance school, and roll around in some old razor blades. Snatch a squirrel’s nest out of the bushes, tie it to your head, then knock out a few teeth. Voila! No need to thank me. We’re in a NASTY recession.

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