October 22, 2009

Dad Thinks Amy Winehouse New Boobs Are Great

There are some things a father should just avoid saying about his daughter. Mitch Winehouse managed to violate that rule spectacularly when he recently boasted daughter Amy Winehouse’s new boobs are awesome.

In an interview on the British TV Show This Morning, Mitch Winehouse suffered an extreme moment of lack of taste by saying his daughter [...]

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April 20, 2009

Amy Winehouse Flips Over Blaaaake’s Baby Surprise

Drug-n-drunkie Amy Winehouse had a pretty bi-polar reaction to the news that her former hubby, fellow addict Blake Civil-Fielder, has knocked someone up. Wino is back to terrorizing the peaceful island of St. Lucia, where she first assumed Blake’s underage girlfriend, Francesca Morralee, was the mom-to-be. While downing champagne at a resort [...]

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March 23, 2009

Amy Winehouse’s Songs Rejected By Her Label

Amy Winehouse has started recording her third studio album, but her label, Island/Universal Records, reportedly have rejected her new songs, according to The Sun.
“The lyrics are very dark indeed. Everyone understands that Amy is an artist and she must be true to her instincts,” the source further explains to the publication. “In the past, [...]

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March 6, 2009

Amy Winehouse Charged With Assault

Amy Winehouse has been charged with assault with regards to an incident that took place last September. Wino checked into a police station today and was charged with “common assault,” according to BBC News.
Wino is accused of hitting a fan during the End of Summer Ball held in London’s Berkeley Square on [...]

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February 26, 2009

Look Out, England, Amy Winehouse Is Coming Back

Amy Winehouse’s hubby Blaaaaake was freed from the Big House (again) yesterday and this was news to the Wino. She’s been in her new adopted homeland of St. Lucia when she heard the news. Crackie is upset because she wasn’t the first to know.
A snitch told The Sun,
“Hearing Blake was out brought lots [...]

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February 16, 2009

Supermodel Kate Moss Knocked Up Again

Cocaine-lovin’ British supermodel Kate Moss is preggers with her second child, according to the UK’s News Of The World. The babe is reportedly due at the end of August, and Kate, 35, is expected to formally announce the pregnancy soon…ending weeks of speculation.
She already broke the news to close pals, who were sworn to secrecy. [...]

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February 14, 2009

Amy Winehouse Got Trashed And Went To The Hospital Again

Amy Wino’s been terrorizing the Caribbean isle of St. Lucia while attempting some DIY rehab. Except in Amy’s rehab you get to smoke pot and drink. Amy majorly overtreated herself and turned into a “shaking mess”, necessitating a trip to the hospital.
A source told The Sun that: “she looked in a [...]

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January 30, 2009

Amy Winehouse Gets Ransacked

Amy Winehouse has been slumming around in St. Lucia, ostensibly sobering up, but not really. Her minders haven’t been able to stop her from getting shizzy drunk and crawling around on all fours, trying to steal other people’s drinks. I guess, Karma IS a bitch.
Amy’s flat in London was robbed last night, and [...]

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January 3, 2009

Amy Winehouse- For The True Fashion Addict

File this under “you have to be effin’ kidding.” Rumors have it that Amy Winehouse, druggie extraordinaire and wearer of filthy rags, is in negotiations to design her own fashion line. What in the hell are the people at Fred Perry thinking? UK’s The Sun reports Amy was overheard in talks with [...]

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November 14, 2008

Amy Winehouse: Crackie With A Perm

Amy Winehouse went on a crazy bender last night, screaming for her husband Blaaaaaaake, and banging on the door of her OLD flat a few doors down from her current home. So what else is new? The perm, geez! Amy’s still without her ‘hive, and Wino-watchers fear it may have gotten smoked.
Amy appeared [...]

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