June 30, 2008

Wino Whacks A Fan: The Video

Amy Winehouse managed to make it to the Glastonbury music festival after all. Many thought the cracked-out singer would have to cancel her appearance due to her recent hospitalization and diagnosis of emphysema. Wino showed, however, and put on quite the performance! After giving her usual hubby Blaaaaaaake update (he’ll be out of jail in […]

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June 22, 2008

Amy Can’t Breathe

Amy Winehouse’s poor dad Mitch is telling the press that Amy has emphysema and could be relegated to a wheelchair within a month if she doesn’t quit drugs. Mitch says doctors have warned Amy, who was hospitalized last week, that she may be forced to wear an oxygen mask PERMANENTLY to survive if she doesn’t […]

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June 17, 2008

Snark Sightings

Audrina Patridge likes Blue-Light Specials: Hollywood Backwash Vanessa (Mrs. Kobe) Bryant: Still A Bitch- Babble Mickey Rourke’s A Bottom Feeder: D-Listed Billy Ray Cyrus is PISSED! PopOnThePop Doctors to Wino: Quit Or Die- The Sun No “New Kids With Uncle Donnie” for Mark Wahlberg’s Kids: The Bosh Naomi Campbell’s Hair Is Quitting: Celeb Dirty Laundry […]

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June 17, 2008

Signs Of the Apocalypse: Wino Wants To Reproduce

Amy Winehouse is still in the hospital after fainting yesterday. Tests are “inconclusive”- except for the ones for heroin, crack, coke, shrooms, paint thinner, cough syrup, and hairspray. Wino’s dad Mitch says Amy’s 2 week stint in rehab didn’t work. Really? Poor pop wants grandkids so bad that he’s saying that when Amy’s hubby Blaaaaaaake […]

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June 16, 2008

Snark Sightings

Amy Winehouse Conks Out: CelebWarship Fergie’s Legs Are Kinda Freaky: Hollywood Tuna Kanye Sucks At Bonnaroo: The Daily Swarm Jessica Simpson…Not A Vegan: Yeeeah No Sex For Miley Cyrus: Babble Young Buck Better Call Kevlar: SOHH

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June 11, 2008

Amy Winehouse A Pussycat Doll?

Ahahahahaha!! The Pussycat Dolls have been smoking some of Amy Winehouse’s crack! They wanna sex up Amy and make her into a Doll! This would be one of the all-time biggest attempts at a makeover EVER! How are they gonna get Amy to dance like a trannycat when she’s got the Wino shake down perfect? […]

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June 7, 2008

Holy Crack, Winehouse Is A Racy Racist

If you think you’ve seen it all from Amy Winehouse, you haven’t. Not until you get a look at new video and pictures from the UK’s News Of The World, which were just released. An unnamed source gave the NOTW the video and a ton of druggie pics of Amy, her husband Blake Fielder-Civil and […]

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June 5, 2008

Winehouse Momma Mouse

Here’s Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty cracked up inside a neon tube playing house with newborn mice. Those babies are SO glad their eyes aren’t open yet! “Put the shield up quick, mates! Something’s trying to burn through!” Amy thinks they have superpowers and can save her marriage. Pete’s nasty fingernails only add to the […]

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