Here is the picture of Angelina Jolie breastfeeding one of her twins on the cover of “W” magazine. Apparently these “private pictures” taken by Brad Pitt aren’t private any more! Everyone wants to see them. It’s because they can’t bear to look at the Dow Jones Industrial Average any more.
Saint Angelina looks quite beatific and happy, and one would assume the recipient of the feeding is high-fiving in happiness as well. So here you go, America. Just don’t open those statements at the end of the month.