Tiger Woods and his wife, Elin, are “thrilled” to welcome the newest addition to their family – son Charlie Axel Woods. So nice to see a celeb couple pick a normal name for their kid (lookin’ at you, Ashlee Simpson and Lisa Bonet)!
Tiger and Elin welcomed their new son yesterday, and mom and [...]

Kirsten Dunst is still hanging in there providing her usual drunk-face fodder for the papz! Those guys still have to eat, and Tara Reid is in rehab. Didn’t Drunkst go to rehab awhile back too? Guess it was one of the fauxhabs in Malibu where you pop in and out for massages and [...]

This is NOT gonna help squelch those “Tom Cruise is gay” rumors! Tommy-girl is a certifiable freak. Australia’s Live News says that he gave David and Victoria Beckham a truly bizarre Thanksgiving present…a pseudo-wedding between him, David, Katie and Posh. WTF?! Who the hell gives Thanksgiving presents anyways? Sneaky Scientologists, that’s [...]

Blame genius manager Papa Joe for this! Jessica Simpson has been reduced to playing at BINGO HALLS. Granny regulars at the San Manuel Indian Bingo & Casino in Highland, California had to take their A-games elsewhere when Chestica popped in for a gig November 13th. According to OK magazine,
The hall’s florescent [...]

After much labor speculation, then confirmation yesterday…Ashlee Simpson finally popped. She gave birth to a baby boy last night! Unfortunately, Ashlee and hubby Pete Wentz have been reading their copy of Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names, and have saddled the little one with “Bronx Mowgli“. Yeah, Mowgli. Like in The Jungle [...]

There have been many reports this week that Ashlee Simpson was in labor to deliver her baby, but so far, no baby! Hubby Pete Wentz has been on pins and needles. In Touch is breaking the news that it’s gotten confirmation that Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is now in labor at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in [...]

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Pete Wentz must be one TIRED dude these days. He has his Fall Out Boys duties, pregnant wifey Ashlee Simpson, and now a gig with MTV. No, it’s not a reality show, thank the LORD. On Fridays this summer, Pete’s hosting “FNMTV,” (Friday Night MTV) a show that aims to take MTV back [...]

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Okay, so today we had even MORE possible celeb pregnancy rumors; in addition to the wall-to-wall Ashlee Simpson, we also had Beyonce and Britney(gasp) said to be in the family way. I will have to resist giving myself Pete Wentz’s haircut if I hear any more about Ashlee and the shotgun wedding. But [...]