Ashlee and Pete have very different views of their marriage

It seems we’ve got a case of really, really poor communication going on here.  Ashlee Simpson, who filed for divorce from Pete Wentz last week, has been telling friends that she’s been unhappy for a very long time, but apparently she failed to tell her husband anything about how she was feeling.

Pete, on the other hand, has said that he thought everything was going great in their marriage, and that he had no idea Ashlee was on her way out the door.  He has tried begging Ashlee to stay and work it out with him, but she has said that she’s already made up her mind – it’s over.  Sad.

Ashlee Simpson files for divorce

It looks like Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson won’t be married for much longer, as Ashlee filed for divorce a couple of days ago in Los Angeles.  The official papers cite “irreconcilable differences,” but sources close to Ashlee have said that she wanted to get out of the marriage because her husband’s behavior was often out of control.

Pete Wentz is said to be against the idea of divorce, and he tried to talk Ashlee out of the decision, to no avail.  Once it became clear that she would not be talked out of it, Pete did what he thought was best for their child and went along with the divorce petition.

Tiger And Elin Woods Reveal New Son’s Normal Name

tiger-and-elin-woodsTiger Woods and his wife, Elin, are “thrilled” to welcome the newest addition to their family – son Charlie Axel Woods. So nice to see a celeb couple pick a normal name for their kid (lookin’ at you, Ashlee Simpson and Lisa Bonet)!

Tiger and Elin welcomed their new son yesterday, and mom and baby couldn’t be better, as Tiger said on his official website.

“Elin and I are thrilled to announce the birth of our son. Both Charlie and Elin are doing great and want to thank everyone for their sincere best wishes and kind thoughts.”

Charlie is the second child for the Tiger and Ellin, who also have a daughter, Sam Alexis, who was born in June 2007.

“Sam is very excited to be a big sister and we feel truly blessed to have such a wonderful family,” Tiger added. “We look forward to introducing Charlie to you at the appropriate time.”

Tiger is expected to return for the prestigious Masters in April, after being out of commission from having knee surgery. He noted last month, however, that his career hinges largely on his family.

“That takes precedent over anything I do golf-wise,” he said

Kirsten Dunst: Still Hammered!

Kirsten Dunst is still hanging in there providing her usual drunk-face fodder for the papz! Those guys still have to eat, and Tara Reid is in rehab. Didn’t Drunkst go to rehab awhile back too? Guess it was one of the fauxhabs in Malibu where you pop in and out for massages and colonics. Crap. Get THAT picture outta my head! DOUBLE CRAP. Get that idiot Ashlee Simpson song outta my head! OUTTA MY HEAD I SAY!! Curse you, Kiki. This is all your fault.

Tom Cruise Wants To Marry David Beckham. Oh, And Posh Too.

This is NOT gonna help squelch those “Tom Cruise is gay” rumors! Tommy-girl is a certifiable freak. Australia’s Live News says that he gave David and Victoria Beckham a truly bizarre Thanksgiving present…a pseudo-wedding between him, David, Katie and Posh. WTF?! Who the hell gives Thanksgiving presents anyways? Sneaky Scientologists, that’s who! Tommy’s been trying to lure Posh and Becks into the alien corps forever, and now he’s cemented the title of Chief Nutbag.

Reportedly, at some point next year, Tom & Katie will hold a ceremony during which both the Cruises and the Beckhams will “vow to be brothers and sisters and exchange heartfelt speeches.” A source tells the site, “Tom wanted to make a special gesture that would show how much he appreciates their friendship and he thought this would be the perfect way.” The joining will take place at Katie’s New York hideout townhouse.

Tommy wants to make a “special gesture” towards Becks, alright, and besides- you KNOW this has to be some kind of Scientology trap! Don’t walk down the aisle, Beckhams! Wrap that turkey of a Thanksgiving gift back up and give it to Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. They’ll be ALL for it, (especially Pete) and Papa Joe can sell the wedding pics! Bonus!

Jessica Simpson Coming To A Bingo Hall Near You

Blame genius manager Papa Joe for this! Jessica Simpson has been reduced to playing at BINGO HALLS. Granny regulars at the San Manuel Indian Bingo & Casino in Highland, California had to take their A-games elsewhere when Chestica popped in for a gig November 13th. According to OK magazine,

The hall’s florescent lighting, dirty carpet and fried-food odor is a far cry from the venues J-Simp played back when her album In This Skin sold 7 million copies. “Jessica’s dressing room at the bingo hall was a little larger than a broom closet,” an insider tells OK!. “There’s an iron, but no ironing board. There’s not even a fridge!”

Chesty doesn’t need an ironing board for her country milkmaid duds, but no fridge is a big FAIL for Papa Joe! Actually Papa Joe gets a big F for ALL of his daughter-management skilz. His only hope for cash lately is peddling baby pics. You know he has SOME offer on the table for Tony Romo. Hopefully, Jessica won’t blab about it during her next gig at the VFW.

Ashlee Simspson And Pete Wentz Welcome Baby Bronx Mowgli

After much labor speculation, then confirmation yesterday…Ashlee Simpson finally popped. She gave birth to a baby boy last night! Unfortunately, Ashlee and hubby Pete Wentz have been reading their copy of Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names, and have saddled the little one with “Bronx Mowgli“. Yeah, Mowgli. Like in The Jungle Book. Sigh. Bronx weighed in at 7 pounds, 11 ounces. Welcome to the world, little guy.