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		<title>Ashlee and Pete have very different views of their marriage</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2011 18:27:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AlexisJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems we&#8217;ve got a case of really, really poor communication going on here.  Ashlee Simpson, who filed for divorce from Pete Wentz last week, has been telling friends that she&#8217;s been unhappy for a very long time, but apparently she failed to tell her husband anything about how she was feeling. Pete, on the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-10519" title="ashlee simpson and pete wentz" src="http://snarkfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Picture-26.png" alt="" width="146" height="152" /> It seems we&#8217;ve got a case of really, really poor communication going on here.  <strong>Ashlee Simpson</strong>, who f<strong>iled for divorce </strong>from <strong>Pete Wentz</strong> last week, has been telling friends that she&#8217;s been unhappy for a very long time, but apparently she failed to tell her husband anything about how she was feeling.</p>
<p>Pete, on the other hand, has said that he thought everything was going great in their marriage, and that he had no idea Ashlee was on her way out the door.  He has tried begging Ashlee to stay and work it out with him, but she has said that she&#8217;s already made up her mind &#8211; it&#8217;s over.  Sad.</p>
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		<title>Ashlee Simpson files for divorce</title>
		<link>http://snarkfood.com/ashlee-simpson-files-for-divorce/310477/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2011 20:58:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>AlexisJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It looks like Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson won&#8217;t be married for much longer, as Ashlee filed for divorce a couple of days ago in Los Angeles.  The official papers cite &#8220;irreconcilable differences,&#8221; but sources close to Ashlee have said that she wanted to get out of the marriage because her husband&#8217;s behavior was often [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-10478" title="Ashlee Simpson" src="http://snarkfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Picture-51.png" alt="" width="147" height="196" /> It looks like<strong> Pete Wentz</strong> and<strong> Ashlee Simpson</strong> won&#8217;t be married for much longer, as<strong> Ashlee filed for divorce </strong>a couple of days ago in Los Angeles.  The official papers cite &#8220;<strong>irreconcilable differences</strong>,&#8221; but sources close to Ashlee have said that she wanted to get out of the marriage because her husband&#8217;s behavior was often out of control.</p>
<p>Pete Wentz is said to be against the idea of divorce, and he tried to talk Ashlee out of the decision, to no avail.  Once it became clear that she would not be talked out of it, Pete did what he thought was best for their child and went along with the divorce petition.</p>
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		<title>Tiger And Elin Woods Reveal New Son&#8217;s Normal Name</title>
		<link>http://snarkfood.com/tiger-and-elin-woods-reveal-new-sons-normal-name/32253/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 19:23:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snarkista</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tiger Woods and his wife, Elin, are “thrilled” to welcome the newest addition to their family – son Charlie Axel Woods. So nice to see a celeb couple pick a normal name for their kid (lookin&#8217; at you, Ashlee Simpson and Lisa Bonet)! Tiger and Elin welcomed their new son yesterday, and mom and baby [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://snarkfood.com/tiger-and-elin-woods-reveal-new-sons-normal-name/tiger-and-elin-woods/" rel="attachment wp-att-2257"><img src="http://snarkfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/tiger-and-elin-woods.jpg" alt="tiger-and-elin-woods" title="tiger-and-elin-woods" width="225" height="225" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-2257" /></a><strong>Tiger Woods</strong> and his wife, <strong>Elin</strong>, are “thrilled” to welcome the newest addition to their family – son <strong>Charlie Axel Woods</strong>.  So nice to see a celeb couple pick a normal name for their kid (lookin&#8217; at you, <strong>Ashlee Simpson</strong> and <strong>Lisa Bonet</strong>)!</p>
<p>Tiger and Elin welcomed their new son yesterday,  and mom and baby couldn’t be better, as Tiger said on his <a href="http://www.tigerwoods.com/defaultflash.sps">official website</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>“Elin and I are thrilled to announce the birth of our son. Both Charlie and Elin are doing great and want to thank everyone for their sincere best wishes and kind thoughts.”</p></blockquote>
<p>Charlie is the second child for the Tiger and Ellin, who also have a daughter, Sam Alexis, who was born in June 2007.</p>
<blockquote><p>“Sam is very excited to be a big sister and we feel truly blessed to have such a wonderful family,” Tiger added. “We look forward to introducing Charlie to you at the appropriate time.”</p></blockquote>
<p>Tiger is expected to return for the prestigious Masters in April, after being out of commission from having knee surgery.  He noted last month, however, that his career hinges largely on his family.</p>
<p>“That takes precedent over anything I do golf-wise,” he said</p>
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		<title>Kirsten Dunst: Still Hammered!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 23:03:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snarkista</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kirsten Dunst is still hanging in there providing her usual drunk-face fodder for the papz! Those guys still have to eat, and Tara Reid is in rehab. Didn&#8217;t Drunkst go to rehab awhile back too? Guess it was one of the fauxhabs in Malibu where you pop in and out for massages and colonics. Crap. [...]]]></description>
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<strong>Kirsten Dunst</strong> is still hanging in there providing her usual drunk-face fodder for the papz!  Those guys still have to eat, and <strong>Tara Reid </strong>is in rehab. Didn&#8217;t Drunkst go to rehab awhile back too?  Guess it was one of the fauxhabs in Malibu where you pop in and out for massages and colonics.  Crap.  Get THAT picture outta my head!  DOUBLE CRAP.  Get that idiot <strong>Ashlee Simpson</strong> song outta my head!  OUTTA MY HEAD I SAY!!  Curse you, Kiki.  This is all your fault.</p>
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		<title>Tom Cruise Wants To Marry David Beckham.  Oh, And Posh Too.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 12:02:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snarkista</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is NOT gonna help squelch those &#8220;Tom Cruise is gay&#8221; rumors! Tommy-girl is a certifiable freak. Australia&#8217;s Live News says that he gave David and Victoria Beckham a truly bizarre Thanksgiving present&#8230;a pseudo-wedding between him, David, Katie and Posh. WTF?! Who the hell gives Thanksgiving presents anyways? Sneaky Scientologists, that&#8217;s who! Tommy&#8217;s been trying [...]]]></description>
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This is NOT gonna help squelch those &#8220;<strong>Tom Cruise</strong> is gay&#8221; rumors!  Tommy-girl is a certifiable <em><strong>freak</strong></em>.  Australia&#8217;s <a href="http://livenews.com.au">Live News</a> says that he gave <strong>David and Victoria Beckham </strong>a truly bizarre Thanksgiving present&#8230;a pseudo-wedding between him, David, Katie and Posh. WTF?!  Who the hell gives Thanksgiving presents anyways?  Sneaky Scientologists, that&#8217;s who!  Tommy&#8217;s been trying to lure Posh and Becks into the alien corps forever, and now he&#8217;s cemented the title of Chief Nutbag.</p>
<p>Reportedly, at some point next year, Tom &#038; Katie will hold a ceremony during which both the Cruises and the Beckhams will &#8220;vow to be brothers and sisters and exchange heartfelt speeches.&#8221; A source tells the site, &#8220;Tom wanted to make a special gesture that would show how much he appreciates their friendship and he thought this would be the perfect way.&#8221;  The joining will take place at Katie&#8217;s New York <strike>hideout</strike> townhouse.</p>
<p>Tommy wants to make a &#8220;special gesture&#8221; towards Becks, alright, and besides- you KNOW this has to be some kind of Scientology trap!  Don&#8217;t walk down the aisle, Beckhams!  Wrap that turkey of a Thanksgiving gift back up and give it to <strong>Ashlee Simpson</strong> and <strong>Pete Wentz</strong>.  They&#8217;ll be ALL for it, (especially Pete) and Papa Joe can sell the wedding pics!  Bonus!</p>
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		<title>Jessica Simpson Coming To A Bingo Hall Near You</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:49:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Snarkista</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Blame genius manager Papa Joe for this! Jessica Simpson has been reduced to playing at BINGO HALLS. Granny regulars at the San Manuel Indian Bingo &#038; Casino in Highland, California had to take their A-games elsewhere when Chestica popped in for a gig November 13th. According to OK magazine, The hall’s florescent lighting, dirty carpet [...]]]></description>
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Blame genius manager Papa Joe for this!  <strong>Jessica Simpson</strong> has been reduced to playing at BINGO HALLS.  Granny regulars at the San Manuel Indian Bingo &#038; Casino in Highland, California had to take their A-games elsewhere when Chestica popped in for a gig November 13th.  According to <em>OK </em>magazine, </p>
<blockquote><p>The hall’s florescent lighting, dirty carpet and fried-food odor is a far cry from the venues J-Simp played back when her album <em>In This Skin</em> sold 7 million copies. “Jessica’s dressing room at the bingo hall was a little larger than a broom closet,” an insider tells OK!. “There’s an iron, but no ironing board. There’s not even a fridge!”</p></blockquote>
<p>Chesty doesn&#8217;t need an ironing board for her country milkmaid duds, but no fridge is a big FAIL for Papa Joe!  Actually Papa Joe gets a big F for ALL of his daughter-management skilz.  His only hope for cash lately is peddling baby pics.  You know he has SOME offer on the table for Tony Romo.  Hopefully, Jessica won&#8217;t blab about it during her next gig at the VFW.</p>
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		<title>Ashlee Simspson And Pete Wentz Welcome Baby Bronx Mowgli</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 14:30:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After much labor speculation, then confirmation yesterday&#8230;Ashlee Simpson finally popped. She gave birth to a baby boy last night! Unfortunately, Ashlee and hubby Pete Wentz have been reading their copy of Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names, and have saddled the little one with &#8220;Bronx Mowgli&#8220;. Yeah, Mowgli. Like in The Jungle Book. Sigh. Bronx weighed in [...]]]></description>
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After much labor speculation, then confirmation yesterday&#8230;<strong>Ashlee Simpson</strong> finally popped.  She gave birth to a baby boy last night!  Unfortunately,  Ashlee and hubby <strong>Pete Wentz</strong> have been reading their copy of <em>Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names</em>, and have saddled the little one with &#8220;<strong>Bronx Mowgli</strong>&#8220;.  Yeah, Mowgli.  Like in <em><strong>The Jungle Book</strong></em>.  Sigh.  Bronx weighed in at 7 pounds, 11 ounces.  Welcome to the world, little guy.  </p>
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		<title>Ashlee Simpson In Labor, For REAL This Time!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 02:01:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There have been many reports this week that Ashlee Simpson was in labor to deliver her baby, but so far, no baby! Hubby Pete Wentz has been on pins and needles. In Touch is breaking the news that it&#8217;s gotten confirmation that Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is now in labor at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. [...]]]></description>
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There have been many reports this week that <strong>Ashlee Simpson</strong> was in labor to deliver her baby, but so far, no baby!  Hubby <strong>Pete Wentz</strong> has been on pins and needles. <em> In Touch</em> is breaking the news that it&#8217;s gotten confirmation that Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is now in labor at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. &#8220;Yes, she is in labor,&#8221; confirms a family insider. Husband Pete Wentz “and the family are really excited and are waiting to meet the baby.”</p>
<p>Maybe the little Emo will actually be born today!  And let&#8217;s HOPE they don&#8217;t name the baby Emo.</p>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:26:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Katy Perry&#8217;s Boyfriend Is Obsessed: Idolator Andy Dick&#8217;s Pervy Mugshot is #1! Gravy And Biscuits Jennifer Aniston Has Twins Too! House Of Babes Pete Wentz Is A Seamstress: ONTD Matthew Broderick Could NOT Take It Anymore: 7 Confessions Stephen Colbert And The Rest Of The Emmy Nominees: No Fact Zone Lindsay &#038; SamRo Keep Up [...]]]></description>
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<p>Katy Perry&#8217;s Boyfriend Is Obsessed:  <a href="http://idolator.com/398720/heres-hoping-the-gym-class-heroes-guy-never-develops-a-distaste-for-hall--oates">Idolator</a></p>
<p>Andy Dick&#8217;s Pervy Mugshot is #1!  <a href="http://gravyandbiscuits.com/arrests/andy-dick-has-the-best-mugshot-ever/">Gravy And Biscuits</a></p>
<p>Jennifer Aniston Has Twins Too!  <a href="http://thehouseofbabes.blogspot.com/2008/07/jennifer-anistons-twin-nipple-pokies.html">House Of Babes</a></p>
<p>Pete Wentz Is A Seamstress:  <a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/25797255.html">ONTD</a></p>
<p>Matthew Broderick Could NOT Take It Anymore:  <a href="http://7confessions.blogspot.com/2008/07/sarah-jessica-parker-gets-rid-of-her.html">7 Confessions</a></p>
<p>Stephen Colbert And The Rest Of The Emmy Nominees:  <a href="http://www.nofactzone.net/?p=4434">No Fact Zone</a></p>
<p>Lindsay &#038; SamRo Keep Up The PDA:  <a href="http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2008/07/17/lindsay_lohan_and_samantha_ronson_girls_please.php">Socialite Life</a></p>
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		<title>Pete Wentz: Saving Music Videos</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:53:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pete Wentz must be one TIRED dude these days. He has his Fall Out Boys duties, pregnant wifey Ashlee Simpson, and now a gig with MTV. No, it&#8217;s not a reality show, thank the LORD. On Fridays this summer, Pete&#8217;s hosting &#8220;FNMTV,&#8221; (Friday Night MTV) a show that aims to take MTV back to its [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://snarkfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/pete-wentz.jpg" alt="" title="pete wentz" width="240" height="320" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-456" />Pete Wentz must be one TIRED dude these days. He has his <em>Fall Out Boys </em>duties,  pregnant wifey Ashlee Simpson, and now a gig with MTV.  No, it&#8217;s not a reality show, thank the LORD. On Fridays this summer, Pete&#8217;s hosting &#8220;FNMTV,&#8221; (Friday Night MTV) a show that aims to take MTV back to its music video roots.  </p>
<p><a href="http://www.newsweek.com">Newsweek&#8217;s</a> Oscar Raymundo did a little Q&#038;A with Pete, and Pete&#8217;s pretty funny!  When asked how he got MTV to do a show with actual music videos, he said that &#8220;Most people pitch reality shows to them, like, &#8216;Check this out. My friend is going to live in a bucket for a week.&#8217; It&#8217;s kind of a novel concept to have music videos.&#8221;  Ha! Tragic but true!</p>
<p>Which artists may get played on his show? &#8220;We like to have at least one that you might not expect, like the Ting Tings or No Age.&#8221;  Oscar digs deeper: &#8220;So not, like, the <a href="http://snarkfood.com/pussycat-dolls-new-video-when-i-grow-up/">Pussycat Dolls</a>.&#8221;  Pete allows that &#8220;Obviously, you have to deal with the network. MTV has given me full access to their video vaults. I&#8217;m allowed to play a couple of videos that I just want to play.&#8221; Wow. That&#8217;s REALLY nice of MTV.  Pete says if he played one of Ashlee&#8217;s videos, he&#8217;d probably play <em>La La,</em> although he thinks that <em>Invincible</em> had the best direction.</p>
<p>Pete says that the reason he owns bars in New York and Chicago is that most of his friends aren&#8217;t famous people, and it&#8217;s hard for him to talk his way into getting them into the clubs. So, he said it was more fun to make his own club!  On not going out much: </p>
<blockquote><p>I could, but don&#8217;t really like to anymore. A lot of times it feels like you&#8217;re the nocturnal animal in the zoo, and it&#8217;s 12 noon and there&#8217;s a group of schoolkids staring at you, asking why you aren&#8217;t dancing and eating bananas.</p></blockquote>
<p>Pete says the thing he misses most about being single are the <em>ants in his house</em> (!), because he ate Pop-Tarts in bed. Ashlee&#8217;s wisely put a stop to that.  Oscar didn&#8217;t avoid the elephant in the room, and asked Pete if he missed making out with guys.  Pete says:</p>
<blockquote><p>This is what is going to be put on my tombstone, &#8217;cause I said it, like, one time. But no, I will not miss it.</p></blockquote>
<p>Here&#8217;s hoping Pete CAN save music videos, and prove to MTV that there ARE people out here who actually <em>like </em>them instead of shows about people living in a bucket.</p>
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