October 30, 2008

Mary Kate And Ashley Under The Influence Of Prunes

Yeah, “prune” is what Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen say (quietly) when posing for pictures. Supposedly it gives them the perfect, snide, partial-smile that says: “We are not to be questioned, we INFLUENCE. Can you not READ?” No, Snarkista did not make that prune part up. It’s a known Olsen fact, their gramma taught it to […]

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September 12, 2008

Mary Kate And Ashley Olsen Are Crappy Neighbors

Mini-terrors Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen have their neighbors in their formerly quiet West Village neighborhood upset. Really upset. Seems the girls are “disruptive, intrusive and totally disrespectful”. AND, they’ve created a “military presence” in their hood. A neighbor said “you’d think there was a government operation going on”. Snarkista wonders who would want to […]

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August 5, 2008

Snark Sightings

Sugarland Kicks Miley Cyrus In The Ass: Contact Music Wonky Strikes Back: Seriously? OMG! Stalker Aniston Can’t Take A Joke: Showbiz Spy Michael Lohan’s Not Down With A 2-Bride Wedding: Backseat Cuddler Which politicians are REALLY most like Paris Hilton? Indecision ’08 Hollywoods Top-Paid Tweens: Forbes Tips On How To Score At The Store: The […]

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July 4, 2008

Signs Of The Apocalypse: Paris Hilton Edition

Okay all of you greedy actors, call off your effin’ strike threat RIGHT NOW, because THIS is the kind of shizz that will happen if you don’t. Paris Hilton has an idea. Crap! What FAB timing that bitch has! According to a Paris pal, Wonky got her annual idea watching both Dina Lohan’s and Denise […]

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