Snark Food » Avril Lavigne

Words Will Never Hurt When Avril and Brody Fight

AlexisJ — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 18:17:38 +0000

You know the saying: “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me”? Which is, of course, not true but in the case of Avril Lavigne and boyfriend Brody Jenner, it seems like they’re trying to prove the “sticks and stones” part is true.

The couple apparently got into a bar brawl, though it’s unclear what exactly happened. According to reports given to E! News, things got ugly when Lavigne got into it with another woman and Jenner tried to break it up. Punches were thrown, Jenner apparently got a bottle to the face and had to be taken to the hospital.

Jenner was released with stitches and prior to the event had tweeted: ”Having the best night with the love of my life @AvrilLavigne so happy right now!! .. #Movember CRUSH!! haha”. Which he later updated to say: ”Interesting Saturday night… Just got of the hospital with a new scar on my face.. Charges/chargers!!!”

The two may be a little worse for the wear, but still appear to be an item.

You can buy Avril Lavigne’s house

AlexisJ — Fri, 20 May 2011 20:02:54 +0000

This is so not the best time to be selling a house, especially in this economy, but Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whilbley don’t care – they want to get rid of the house they shared when they were together. They bought the 12,000-square-foot home in 2007, but now that they are divorced, neither of them has any desire to keep the house.

So if you happen to have a little over $9 million lying around, the house could be yours, along with its eight bedrooms, eleven bathrooms, and a garage for ten cars. There’s also a full fitness center and a wine cellar, if you weren’t already won over at “eleven bathrooms.” Or you could just wait six months until they drop the price by a third.

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