November 11, 2008

Lindsay Lohan Calls Barack Obama “Colored”

Whaaaat did Lindsay Lohan just say to Maria Menounos? Barack Obama is our first colored President? Sure, Lindsay looks like she just fell off of the party wagon and into this interview, but Snarkista’s pretty sure what she heard. Stuff like his is why Lindsay’s peeps wanted her to quit blogging about [...]

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November 2, 2008

Barack Obama Gets Key Chris Crocker Endorsement

Hey girl, big news! Chris Crocker, famed for his tearful “Leave Britney Alone” Youtube plea, has decided to go all out as a woman (who saw that coming?) and for Obama. Somebody needs to tell Ms. Chris that he doesn’t need to worry about his right to have an abortion. We know Barack’s [...]

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October 30, 2008

The Election Danceoff: Obaminators vs. McCainiacs!

John Chu, ACDC member (not the band, grampaw!) who brought us Miley Cyrus and Mandy Jiroux’s WAY popular Youtube danceoffs, has created a new way to solve the world’s problems. Dance ‘em away! Seriously, John’s created a fun new site that’s become wildly popular…people send in their dance videos where they are dancing [...]

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October 23, 2008

Snark Sightings

Lindsay Lohan’s Too Ugly For “Ugly Betty”: Zap2it
Is Barack Obama Really Barack Obama?: Contrarian Commentary

Bill O’Reilly Bloviates On “The View”; Joy Throws A Tantrum: Bumpshack

Paris Hilton Is A Royal Idiot: Danity Donnaly
Beyonce’s Gonna Let Solange Out Of The Basement! Rap-Up
Julianne Hough Had a BAD Tummyache: Fancast

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October 17, 2008

The Alfred E. Smith Dinner, Starring Comedians McCain And Obama

Kumbayah! At least for one night, the two presidential rivals joined together for a good cause, the 63rd annual Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner. The event, named for the famed 1920’s governor of New York, was a sold-out soiree. It surpassed its goal of raising $2.5 million for Catholic causes and their [...]

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October 16, 2008

Batman Vs. Penguin: The Debate

Well, the candidates really went after each other last night in the final debate before the presidential election November 4th. People on BOTH sides are pretty riled up…so Snarkista thought she’d give you a little bit of funny: The Batman vs. Penguin Debate! Penguin is quite the politician! Besides, we ALL [...]

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October 14, 2008

McCain Calls Obama A Decent Man, Obama Supporters Call Palin A Cunt

Yep, I said it. (Sorry if you choked on your morning coffee.) Too many of my fellow media purveyors won’t (or can’t) go there. I hate the “C” word with a passion. Apparently, however, Sarah Palin’s protesters love it. Here are the pictures from the Philadelphia protest the other day against [...]

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October 13, 2008

Levi Johnston Says He’s Loved Bristol Palin For A Long Time

Sarah Palin’s future son-in-law Levi Johnston told the AP today that he’s NOT being forced into a shotgun marriage with her daughter Bristol. Levi says he’s loved Bristol for a long time, and that they’ve dated since his freshman year in high school.
“None of that’s true. We both love each other. [...]

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October 6, 2008

Obama’s Youth

The Obama Youth Brigade:

More of Obama’s Youth

…and, Kim Jung Il’s.

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October 3, 2008

High School Musical 3: More Unifying Than Barack Obama

Here’s a trailer for High School Musical 3- Senior Year, coming to the U.S. October 24th. The cast has been completely brainwashed into thinking HSM is gonna unite the world better than Coca Cola or Barack Obama! Basically- Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgins, Ashley Tisdale and the gang do a lot of singing and [...]

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