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Piers Morgan tries to slam Madonna, fails

AlexisJ — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 20:56:23 +0000

Poor Piers Morgan, whose stint as the new-and-diluted fake Larry King got off to a tepid start this week, has launched a pathetic attempt to make himself seem cool and powerful by banning Madonna from his show. Stating that Madonna was “too vegan” to be of much interest to his television viewing audience, he said that he’d prefer to stick to people who are more relevant and current, such as Mel Gibson, Barack Obama, or Lindsay Lohan.

Considering how far from the cutting edge Morgan’s interview with Oprah was, perhaps he shouldn’t start banning people and trying to act like he’s all that until he’s established some sort of reputation as the superstar host he seems to think he is. In fact, Madonna got the last word when she was asked what she thought about being banned by Piers Morgan – her rep simply replied, “Madonna doesn’t know who Piers Morgan is.” Ouch.

Beyonce Pisses Off Etta James

Snarkista — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 01:31:28 +0000

Sasha Fierce has gone and riled up the legendary Etta James, by singing her legendary song- “At Last” for Barack Obama at his inauguration. Etta is not Beyonce’s biggest fan…or Obama’s. At a recent concert Etta threatened to whoop Ms. Fierce’s ass, and wondered what gave THAT diva the right to sing HER SONG at the ball. Quoth Etta:

You know, your President, the one with the big ears — he ain’t my President — had that woman singing for him at his Inauguration. She’s going to get her ass whooped… ‘How dare Beyoncè sing my song that I been singing forever. Now I’m going to sing it for y’all….”

Loud and clear, Miz Etta! Snarkista is DYING to see an Etta/Beyonce smackdown…hey, SNL? It would be SO much better than last week’s show. You go, Etta. Beyonce and Barack deserve each other.

Lindsay Lohan Calls Barack Obama “Colored”

Snarkista — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:48:14 +0000

Whaaaat did Lindsay Lohan just say to Maria Menounos? Barack Obama is our first colored President? Sure, Lindsay looks like she just fell off of the party wagon and into this interview, but Snarkista’s pretty sure what she heard. Stuff like his is why Lindsay’s peeps wanted her to quit blogging about the election. Don’t worry, it’s right near the beginning of the clip! This has to be White Oprah’s fault!!

Barack Obama Gets Key Chris Crocker Endorsement

Snarkista — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 18:34:11 +0000

Hey girl, big news! Chris Crocker, famed for his tearful “Leave Britney Alone” Youtube plea, has decided to go all out as a woman (who saw that coming?) and for Obama. Somebody needs to tell Ms. Chris that he doesn’t need to worry about his right to have an abortion. We know Barack’s gonna be thrilled about this one.

The Election Danceoff: Obaminators vs. McCainiacs!

Snarkista — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:23:47 +0000

John Chu, ACDC member (not the band, grampaw!) who brought us Miley Cyrus and Mandy Jiroux’s WAY popular Youtube danceoffs, has created a new way to solve the world’s problems. Dance ‘em away! Seriously, John’s created a fun new site that’s become wildly popular…people send in their dance videos where they are dancing for their candidate of choice! The Palinistas are here too! The winner of the danceoff will be announced on Election Day, November 4th. To submit a video, visit ibeatyou.com. Don’t forget to vote, unless you’re uninformed. If you are, good news! You can stay home! Party time!!

Snark Sightings

Snarkista — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 05:48:24 +0000

Lindsay Lohan’s Too Ugly For “Ugly Betty”: Zap2it

Is Barack Obama Really Barack Obama?: Contrarian Commentary

Bill O’Reilly Bloviates On “The View”; Joy Throws A Tantrum: Bumpshack

Paris Hilton Is A Royal Idiot: Danity Donnaly

Beyonce’s Gonna Let Solange Out Of The Basement! Rap-Up

Julianne Hough Had a BAD Tummyache: Fancast

The Alfred E. Smith Dinner, Starring Comedians McCain And Obama

Snarkista — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 04:05:49 +0000

Kumbayah! At least for one night, the two presidential rivals joined together for a good cause, the 63rd annual Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner. The event, named for the famed 1920′s governor of New York, was a sold-out soiree. It surpassed its goal of raising $2.5 million for Catholic causes and their wonderful work with the poor and needy. The dinner is an election year tradition for candidates, and gives them a chance to show their comedic chops. Both guys were pretty dang hilarious! They roasted each other and themselves, the media, other politicians…and didn’t spare the Clintons. Both guys were QUITE gracious and warm as well, and it was SO good to see the gloves come off, and the white ties put on.

This was likely the last time John McCain and Barack Obama will be in the same room before the election, and they genuinely seemed to be glad to be together. Don’t want to spoil the fun with any recaps, so…enjoy!

John McCain Roasting Obama Part 1

McCain Part 2

Obama Roasts McCain Part 1

Obama Part 2

Batman Vs. Penguin: The Debate

Snarkista — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:16:07 +0000

Well, the candidates really went after each other last night in the final debate before the presidential election November 4th. People on BOTH sides are pretty riled up…so Snarkista thought she’d give you a little bit of funny: The Batman vs. Penguin Debate! Penguin is quite the politician! Besides, we ALL know who really won last night’s debate…Joe The Plumber.

McCain Calls Obama A Decent Man, Obama Supporters Call Palin A Cunt

Snarkista — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 04:26:03 +0000

Yep, I said it. (Sorry if you choked on your morning coffee.) Too many of my fellow media purveyors won’t (or can’t) go there. I hate the “C” word with a passion. Apparently, however, Sarah Palin’s protesters love it. Here are the pictures from the Philadelphia protest the other day against Palin that the mainstream media won’t fully show you, and I’m NOT blacking anything out. I SERIOUSLY doubt if Hillary Clinton had been a nominee that you’d be seeing any crap like this. This shizz has got to stop.

McCain has repeatedly had the guts NOT to take the bait from some of his angry supporters when he could have gotten down in the dirt about Obama. Instead, he called him a decent, family man, with whom he differs. He defended Obama against some of the questioners in his audiences.

Obama, however, has not denounced any of THESE stunts, which are sadly quite common. Aren’t we better than this? All I’ve seen from McCain rallies are people in goofy hats, or dressed in every variation of an American flag, or wearing a shirt picturing a pig wearing lipstick.

Yes, people are angry on both sides of this extremely important decision. But if a McCain supporter is going to be called a racist for his or her vote, that doesn’t help our country. If an Obama supporter is going to be classified as a friend of terrorists, that doesn’t help our country. If we don’t get it together pretty damn fast, we are going to have serious problems AS a country after the election. Our country has enough on it’s freaking plate as it is. We have to live together after this is over. Grow up, people.

Levi Johnston Says He’s Loved Bristol Palin For A Long Time

Snarkista — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 19:35:54 +0000

Sarah Palin’s future son-in-law Levi Johnston told the AP today that he’s NOT being forced into a shotgun marriage with her daughter Bristol. Levi says he’s loved Bristol for a long time, and that they’ve dated since his freshman year in high school.

“None of that’s true. We both love each other. We both want to marry each other. And that’s what we are going to do. We were planning on getting married a long time ago with or without the kid. That was the plan from the start.”

Levi and Bristol are planning to get married this summer, and their baby is due December 18th. Levi hints that the baby’s a boy, and that he is looking forward to teaching him how to hunt and fish. Levi says “he’ll be everywhere with me.” Levi also says that his infamous Myspace page, which said he was a “redneck who didn’t want kids”, was a joke created by his friends a few years ago.

The 18-year-old hottie has dropped out of high school to take a job on Alaska’s North Slope oil fields as an apprentice electrician. “It’s going to be a lot of hard work, but we can handle it. We’re up for it. I’m excited to have my first kid!” Snark Food says good for Levi and Bristol for not taking the easy way out. We wish them ALL the best!

Levi says he doesn’t know much about Barack Obama, but that he “seems like a nice guy.” He’s rooting hard for Sarah Palin and John McCain, of course. “I just hope she wins,” he told the AP. “She’s my future mother-in-law. She better win.”