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		<title>Mattel&#8217;s New S&amp;M Barbie</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hide the kiddies! They better not make a life-size version of this one, or all the pervy grampas will be lined up at Toys-R-Us! Mattel calls their new Barbie &#8220;Black Canary&#8221; after the DC comic book character. Snarkista thinks they&#8217;re worried about competing with Bratz sales. This slutty little tart hasn&#8217;t escaped the notice of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://snarkfood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/s-n-m-barbie.jpg" alt="" title="s n m barbie" width="445" height="381" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-467" />Hide the kiddies!  They better not make a life-size version of this one, or all the pervy grampas will be lined up at Toys-R-Us!  Mattel calls their new Barbie &#8220;Black Canary&#8221; after the DC comic book character.  Snarkista thinks they&#8217;re worried about competing with Bratz sales. </p>
<p>This slutty little tart hasn&#8217;t escaped the notice of some, who would rather their daughters NOT receive her as a birthday gift from the &#8220;wild friend&#8221;.  There&#8217;s <em>always</em> a wild friend in the bunch; she&#8217;s the one mom tolerates for a bit, until she&#8217;s grounded for sending sexy pics to a 4th grade classmate. Just like Miley Cyrus does!</p>
<p>Snarkista assumes that S&#038;M Barbie comes with the requisite accessories, namely a whip and some furry handcuffs. She&#8217;s wearing kinky fishnets, motorcycle jacket, black gloves and boots. She makes Kimora Lee Simmon&#8217;s <a href="http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=MTL4688#LargeImage">&#8220;Baby Phat Barbie&#8221; </a>look like an effin&#8217; fairy princess.  Better sneak a peek at that package from the wild friend before present opening time, mom!</p>
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