Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt (Photo: Efloch - Source: Wikimedia Commons)

Despite numerous reports from Hollywood gossip mongers and rumor mills like News of the World and the New York Post, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have reportedly not called it quits. At least, not yet anyway.

According to People, multiple sources ‘close’ to the couple have blasted the rumor of a break up, saying “everything is fine” between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and the gossip about them splitting up is “totally false.”

London’s News of the World argues otherwise, claiming “paperwork is already organized for a breakup” between Pitt and Jolie. The tabloid alleges the Hollywood power couple has met with lawyers to discuss how to distribute their assets and share custody of their children.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been the subject of ‘break-up’ rumors virtually since the moment they first got together. Until we hear something official from the Jolie or Pitt camp, we’re not buying any of the slander about their relationship (or lack thereof) in the tabloids.

It’s almost like the gossip mongers want them to break up just so they can splash the news all over their front pages and boost their profits. Honestly, with all the insanity printed out there over the years about Pitt and Jolie, we’re surprised they’ve managed to keep it together this long!

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Seems all is NOT all kumbayah in the Brad Pitt / Angelina Jolie international village. Rumors are flying that Brangelina are not getting along AT ALL, and that a big split is coming. A very messy, $250 million dollar split. The pair have been spending so much time apart while Jolie films her new movie Salt, that their relationship has been stretched to the breaking point. Translation: Brad is OVER diaper-duty. The National Enquirer, ever vigilant, reports this:

Family and friends expect a heartbreaking battle for their six children, and sources predict a titanic fight over their massive $250 million fortune.

“Brad and Angelina have been leading increasingly separate lives, and Brad has had enough of being a full-time dad,” maintained an insider. “He’s visited Angelina only once on the New York set of her latest movie, and he genuinely feels they no longer have the equal relationship they once did.”

As one of Tinsel Town’s top A-list couples, Brad pulls in up to $35 million a film, while Angelina banks around $20 million per movie. Sources say dividing their tangled assets is sure to be a legal minefield.

But as Brad, 45, and Angelina, 33, brace for a possible split, the issue of child custody is causing the greatest heartache, sources say.

Seems Brad sees the writing on the wall regarding the Angie vs. Octomom competition. He’s getting himself off the hook for any more babies Angie might like to collect… which could be a considerable number. Just send the check, Brad. Then you and Guy Ritchie can go have a freedom beer!