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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Mock Split Rumors with Super Bowl PDA

For a couple supposedly on the rocks, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were certainly all over each other while watching the 2010 Super Bowl from an exclusive skybox with adopted son Maddox.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at Super Bowl (Photo: Youtube screenshot)

Photos of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt watching the game show the couple snuggling, manhandling each other and kissing madly – with huge grins plastered on their faces the whole time. Pitt and Jolie shared the excitement of the Super Bowl game with son Maddox, who looked chilled and relaxed in a Drew Brees #9 jerseyÂ as his parents cheered on the New Orleans Saints.

Either all those rumors about Pitt and Jolie headed to splits-ville are indeed false, as the couple claims – or these two are even better actors than we give them credit for.

Not only was it fun to watch the Hollywood hottie couple canoodle in their box seats, we just love the total joy on their faces when the Saints blew out the Colts for the win. Pitt and Jolie have dedicated huge amounts of time and money to help New Orleans rebuild after the Hurricane Katrina disaster. They deserve a bit of enjoyment out of seeing their ‘adopted’ home team smash their way to a historic victory.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Split Rumors False

Multiple sources are reportedly denying the rumors Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have split up. Nasty gossip about the high-profile Hollywood couple started swirling around again after News of the World claimed on Sunday they had broken up.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt (Photo: Efloch - Source: Wikimedia Commons)

Despite numerous reports from Hollywood gossip mongers and rumor mills like News of the World and the New York Post, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have reportedly not called it quits. At least, not yet anyway.

According to People, multiple sources ‘close’ to the couple have blasted the rumor of a break up, saying “everything is fine” between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and the gossip about them splitting up is “totally false.”

London’s News of the World argues otherwise, claiming “paperwork is already organized for a breakup” between Pitt and Jolie. The tabloid alleges the Hollywood power couple has met with lawyers to discuss how to distribute their assets and share custody of their children.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been the subject of ‘break-up’ rumors virtually since the moment they first got together. Until we hear something official from the Jolie or Pitt camp, we’re not buying any of the slander about their relationship (or lack thereof) in the tabloids.

It’s almost like the gossip mongers want them to break up just so they can splash the news all over their front pages and boost their profits. Honestly, with all the insanity printed out there over the years about Pitt and Jolie, we’re surprised they’ve managed to keep it together this long!

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John Mayer May Have Dumped Aniston Again

Geez you need a scorecard to keep up with John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston, but Stalker doesn’t seem to be able to hold on to the lady-lovin’ Mayer despite her best P.I. efforts.

A source says that the pair’s on-again, off-again relationship may have ended when Aniston returned from overseas, where she was promoting the heartbreaking Marley & Me. She returned sometime within the last week.

“He broke up with her when she got back from her European tour,” the source told E!. You KNOW this has utterly ruined the life of any future Aniston beau, as the stalker instinct in her soul has just gotten a turbo-boost. She knew better than to leave him by himself!

Stalker managed to drag John to the Oscars to ward of the mighty powers of Brangelina, but he must have bolted shortly afterwards. Of course, the respective reps are mum, because Stalker has threatened to cut their tongues out if they dare speak. This is not a new policy.

One pal (Courtney Cox for sure) warns that we shouldn’t be quick to assume the two are through for good because they’re both fickle as 2 year-olds. Yawn. Wake me when something exciting happens between these 2 oxygen suckers, like if Stalker ever gets preggers or John marries his guitar.

Brad Pitt Whines About Stardom

Oh, BROTHER. Superstar Brad Pitt has a problem, and he’s moping about it to anyone who will listen. Brad doesn’t really like being a mega-star these days. His latest round of complaints are due to his HATRED of fame. Except for the money part.

Brad blabbed to Newsweek that press tours are a bitch that he never wanted to sign up for. Doing interviews and mingling with the “little people” (not midgets) is oh, so lame! Sayeth Brad:

“It’s everything we didn’t sign up for. There’s this whole other entity you get sucked into. You have to go and sell your wares. Somehow you’re not supporting your film if you don’t get out on a show and talk about your personal life. It has nothing to do with why I do this.”

So let Snarkista get this straight, Brad. You’re giving interviews to Newsweek under duress? And those “W” pics you shot (and sold) of Angie Jo breastfeeding aren’t a major look into your personal life? Somehow it doesn’t seem like this was a contractual obligation for promoting the ENDLESS “Curious Case Of Benjamin Button”. The one that holds theater-goers virtually hostage for hours.

Brad is sad for rookie Hollywood skanks too. He says he pities those peons who are just getting into the biz, ‘cuz it “sets the wrong focus.” Ah, the actor and his craft are a mighty lofty pair. Maybe Brad should just meditate on his “Pocket Obama” instead. Obama makes EVERYTHING better. It says so right there in the book!

Desperate Aniston Made Aides Search For A Boyfriend

Jennifer Aniston was SO desperate to be in a relationship when her new movie goes head-to-head with ex-hubby Brad Pitt’s, that she had her aides interview potential boyfriends for her, according to the UK Daily Mail. Jen and Brad both are releasing films on Christmas Day…Jen in the dog-comedy (heh) Marley and Me; Brad in the fantasy drama The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button.

Apparently, Stalker Aniston couldn’t deal with being single when the films came out, while Brangelina would be strutting the red carpet together. Jen had spilt (briefly) with John Mayer at the time, and assistants were called in to find her a ‘replacement’. An insider spilled that:

She didn’t want to face the glare of being unattached while Brad Pitt toted Angelina Jolie around. She did not want to be single when her movie opened.

Well, this news is WAY more embarrassing than a solo red carpet walk! Jen and John are back together, but John must be wondering WHY. Don’t worry, John. Jen won’t let you out of her sight, as usual. You’ll get PLENTY of attention.

Jennifer Aniston Dumped By John Mayer

Reports are saying that Jennifer Aniston has been dumped by John Mayer. The Mirror UK says that after Stalker and John took a short break from each other, they made the break official. Rather, John did. Snarkista TOLD YOU this wasn’t gonna last!! All of those reports of the wedding and babies scared playah John off!

The mags had them virtually married off, with covers last week showing Jennifer in wedding gowns. Big, big mistake. Fire the publicist. Stalker might has well have gotten her shotgun out. Er, Snarkista guesses that in a way, she did. Saint Angelina and the holy twins made her snap, and she went into a full-court press.

Apparently Johnny wasn’t ready to commit to Jen at THAT level. And Jen just went and got her lips all pouted up! All those expensive beauty treatments (neccessary “tune-ups” according to Jen) weren’t enough to keep John at home. Shocker. Flypaper broke ALL the rules of snagging a man by freaking when he talked to other girls, stalking him night and day, talking about getting hitched, and trying to get preggers.

Learn something from this, Jen. Get the ring, keep it low-key, and hopefully make it down the aisle first. And don’t tell your “friends” all of your scoop ‘cuz they’ll run it to the Tabs and scare off your man!

People’s Not The Only One With “First” Brangelina Baby Pics

UPDATE: People Magazine will have the cover shot of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s twins up on the magazine’s website at 7pm ET Sunday evening.

Hello! Magazine has ALSO secured an “exclusive” multi-million pound deal to show the first photos of Hollywood megastars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s newborn twins. The magazine outbid it’s biggest rival OK! for the rights to photos of Knox and Vivienne. Hello! has it’s ownership in Spain, and is headquartered in London. It’s circulated in the UK and most of Europe, as well as in Canada and even the U.S. It is translated into Spanish for circulation in Spain as !Hola!

A Hello magazine insider said: “This is one of the publishing sensations of the decade… We expect to triple our circulation.” Hello! has brought its publication date forward to August 4. People magazine hasn’t announced the date of the publication of IT’s exclusive picture deal with Brad and Angie. Hello and People aren’t owned by the same company, although they did share the first pictures of Shiloh in 2006. Rumor has it that the winning mags have to agree to stop using the term “Brangelina” forever! Whatever…but it sounds like Hello! may at least beat People to the stands!