Well, Snarkista’s sad to say it looks like there won’t be a royal Alaskan wedding this summer, as Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol has kicked her baby-daddy Levi Johnston out. The young couple, who welcomed son Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston two months ago, have gone their separate ways. Rumors had been swirling, and Johnston, 19, finally [...]

Sarah Palin’s future son-in-law Levi Johnston told the AP today that he’s NOT being forced into a shotgun marriage with her daughter Bristol. Levi says he’s loved Bristol for a long time, and that they’ve dated since his freshman year in high school. “None of that’s true. We both love each other. We both want [...]

Obama, McCain, Biden, Palin…so many choices it makes the brain hurt! Add to the mix the major fuckery going on in ALL of our largest financial institutions- Hurricanes Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, and OWWWW!!! Give yourself a break and hop onto a cause with some meat in it. And I mean a HUNK of [...]

Well, last night was one for the history books. Rudy Guiliani teed it up, and Sarah Palin knocked it out of the park. Snarkista gives Sarah major props for grace under fire, an excellent speech, and for kicking some media ass. Her whole family was there to watch, including her parents AND hot future son-in-law [...]

UPDATE-UPDATE: Definitely sic Sarah on them, John. It is all bullshizz. UPDATE: Screw suing the National Enquirer, John. Just unleash Sarah Barracuda on their asses! She’ll tear ‘em a new one with a smile on her face. What’s the difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom? Lipstick. The National Enquirer hit the web [...]

Since VP nominee Sarah Palin’s future son-in-law Levi Johnston has now been thrust into the limelight, AND since his Myspace has been scrubbed squeaky clean (except for the “I don’t want kids”, pronouncement and the stupid profile pic), Snarkista wanted to point out that Levi is pretty damn hot. So hot some are calling him [...]