Britney Spears Is Too Fat For This

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No, Britney! NO!!!!! Behold Britney Spears last night in Atlanta. We now know that Britney’s kids Small Fry and Tater Tot are on their way to total gelatinous-brain-syndrome. Britney made sure everyone knew they were accompanying her on her “My Life Is A Circus” tour by making this announcement on her website:

Contrary to rumors linked to false articles, Britney Spears’ sons, Sean Preston, Jayden James, will be joining her on the entire Circus tour and will be attending shows as planned. Britney’s family is a huge inspiration and she loves having them on the road with her.

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SP and JJ are watching this horrifying sight EVERY NIGHT!!! If boys like to marry someone like their moms, these two will be trolling for hooker clowns at age 12. M.I.A. is gonna cap you, Brit, for ripping off her Grammy outfit. Poorly. At least SHE was pregnant.