Britney Spears: Daddy’s Little Girl…Forever.

Well, Adnan Ghalib and Sam (Osama) Lufti can go ahead and get on out of L.A. now. Any hope they had of sneaking back into Britney Spears’ life to encourage gas-station runs and “special medicine” just blew out the window. Court papers were filed in L.A. Superior Court on Monday making Britney’s papa Jamie Spears’ temporary conservatorship over his daughter’s career AND life a permanent position. Papz everywhere are devastated that the final nail’s been driven into the “Britney Economy”.

The agreement gives permanent control of the singer’s finances to Papa Spears and attorney Andrew Wallet. Jamie will be the sole conservator over Britney’s personal life. For life. Mind-boggling! In the court papers pertaining to Britney’s financial matters, it says Britney “is substantially unable to manage … her financial resources or to resist fraud or undue influence.”

When it comes to Britney’s personal life, the papers state she “is unable properly to provide for her personal needs for physical health, food, clothing, or shelter.” The personal order also gives her father “the power to restrict and limit visitors by any means.” So, Brit-Brit still doesn’t have enough sense to come in out of the rain, or ingest things besides cheetos and frappuchinos. Okay, now daddy will eternally keep an eye on her. Just one problem…who’s watching Jamie-Lynn?

Britney’s Conservatorship Made Permanent

Attorneys in Britney Spears’ conservatorship case have asked the court commissioner today to make her conservatorship permanent. The judge is gonna grant the request. Britney’s conservatorship, which gives her dad Jamie control over her affairs, was scheduled to end December 31. It was put in place after Britney went LOCO as Cocoa Puffs.

Reports say one reason the extension to make it permanent was desired, is that it may make it easier for her to regain custody of her two young boys. With a conservator, there’s an added layer of safety for the boys. All of Brit’s business affairs and career decisions will also be handled by the conservator.

Permanent conservatorship eliminates the need to keep extending the existing temporary conservatorship. If Britney can keep it together for a good while, it could be lifted. Right now is NOT that time. She’ll have a medical and psychiatric team involved in her career to ensure she doesn’t hook up with another shyster like Sam (here’s some medicine) Lufti, or get involved with something else that’s detrimental to her mental health. Cheetos are allowed.

The commissioner added, “The conservatorship is necessary and appropriate for the complexity of financial and business entities and her being susceptible to undue influence.” So… Brit-Brit AND HER HAIR are safe for now. Whew!