Don’t Tell K-Fed, But Britney’s Dating Her Agent

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Fresh on the heels of reports that Kevin Federline was getting close to his ex-wife Britney Spears again, come OTHER reports that Brit’s gnat-sized attention span is still gnat-sized. In other words: K-Fed, you’re still in the Circus, you’re just not in the main ring.

Brit-Brit has reportedly embarked on a secret love relationship with her longtime talent agent, Jason Trawick. E! News says 37-year-old Jason recently joined Our Lady Of The Cheetos for the first four shows of her “Circus” tour. The two have now become “much closer.”

E! claims to have been informed by a well-placed source that Jason’s bosses at the William Morris Agency have no problem with his close bond with Spears. “They joke about it,” the source claims. Hell yeah, they joke about it! There’s just TOO much material to resist! Like the material that outfit in the pic is made of… for starters.

This doesn’t bode well for any extra “Mommy Time” for SJP and JJ, who are forced to watch mama strumpet around in heinouswear EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. Wait a minute…there’s hope for those boys after all! Thanks, Jason!

Britney Spears Is Too Fat For This

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No, Britney! NO!!!!! Behold Britney Spears last night in Atlanta. We now know that Britney’s kids Small Fry and Tater Tot are on their way to total gelatinous-brain-syndrome. Britney made sure everyone knew they were accompanying her on her “My Life Is A Circus” tour by making this announcement on her website:

Contrary to rumors linked to false articles, Britney Spears’ sons, Sean Preston, Jayden James, will be joining her on the entire Circus tour and will be attending shows as planned. Britney’s family is a huge inspiration and she loves having them on the road with her.

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SP and JJ are watching this horrifying sight EVERY NIGHT!!! If boys like to marry someone like their moms, these two will be trolling for hooker clowns at age 12. M.I.A. is gonna cap you, Brit, for ripping off her Grammy outfit. Poorly. At least SHE was pregnant.