And y’all thought Britney was in Mississippi with Jamie Lynn! Naw, she showed up on America’s Got Talent last night, and the Hoff was in LOVE! I know it seems like video day today, but this one’s just TOO good to pass up. MAJOR props to Britney impersonator Derrick Berry!

Baby Spears is a momma! Jamie Lynn had a C-Section this morning at approximately 8:30 am central at Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, MS., and is reportedly resting well. The baby girl has been named Maddie Briann, her middle name probably in honor of Jamie Lynn and Britney’s brother Brian. Maddie weighs 7 pounds, [...]

And from the looks of things, Brit-Brit is jealous of Jamie-Lynn’s preggy bod! Reports say Britney’s firing up the jet today and is about to hookem to Mississippi for the baby-poppin’. Brit honey, I’ve said it before, you REALLY, REALLY look knocked-up! Unless that’s one bigass cheeto bag you’re smuggling. I don’t think you’re gonna [...]

Journalistic GIANT Life & Style is touting an exclusive interview with investigative journalist Ian Halperin. Ian spent 18 months undercover as a photographer to get close to Britney Spears. Halperin says she tried twice to kill herself: “The suicide attempts are true. I know all the details about both of them.” Halperin has written celebrity [...]

Dang, Britney dodged a bullet on this one! As I told y’all Thursday, the Trannycats cut Brit-Brit’s cameo in this, their latest video. This Youtube version is the one they ought to release, because the low quality is MUCH less scary than the TV version. I do NOT want to see these tramps in HD! [...]

Britney can’t be a Trannycat Doll, y’all. Somebody had the bright idea to have Brit DRIVE in the ‘Cat’s video. Britney can’t drive, trannys! Who the hell asks Britney to drive AND wave while being filmed? Maybe she’d get it on take 101, but no one would be alive to shoot it. So… Britney’s “hot [...]

Gays owe Tila Tequila for legal gay marriage!- Mollygood Katherine Heigl’s too good for an Emmy.- Gawker But Britney’s available!- The Superficial Sarah Larson’s NOT going away. – Dlisted Dr. Phil has bad breath!- CandyKirby Reese Witherspoon hikes it up- GoFugYourself

Oh, Brit. Honey- come on, now, are you knocked up? ‘Cuz you SURE look like you are, I saw you in a bikini the other day…I’m just sayin’. I hope you’re just REALLY tired in this picture and not hammered. Did your vaycay with Mel Gibson help at ALL? Angelina Jolie wore this in beige [...]

Because you asked, here’s some pictoral evidence on the latest possible Spears family pregnancy. Warning: use caution before you read any further, as it is still morning and YOU don’t want to get morning sickness. Here’s our daffy Britney on her patio the other day. Preggers? Sure looks like it. Lots of “who’s the daddy” [...]

Okay, so today we had even MORE possible celeb pregnancy rumors; in addition to the wall-to-wall Ashlee Simpson, we also had Beyonce and Britney(gasp) said to be in the family way. I will have to resist giving myself Pete Wentz’s haircut if I hear any more about Ashlee and the shotgun wedding. But Beyonce? Or [...]