Big Brooke Hogan performed at the Calle Ocho carnival in South Miami, Florida yesterday, looking exactly like her mom Linda. Except we haven’t been subjected to pics of Linda pole-dancing. Yet. Brooke thought it might be sexy if she tried an impromptu pole dance for the crowd, which included her cheering DAD, Hulk Hogan. Gross.
Brooke, as you can clearly see, is not aerodynamically correct for stripper-pole dancing. She clearly IS making an ass of herself. It’s gonna take awhile for those carnival attendees to get THESE images out of their heads!
Holy crap, you rascals who read Playboy better hope this one doesn’t happen, but Big ole Brooke Hogan told the NY Daily News that she’s been approached by the mag to pose naked. Horf! What kind of tranny spread would THAT be?
The report is that “Playboy people came to her and asked her if she would like to pose nude for them. To the dismay to her fans though, she decided she was against it.” According to US Weekly she said “It’s not out of the question for the future, but we’ll have to see.”
Uh, Snarkista didn’t know Brooke really had fans, especially ones who wanted to see her naked…her Pussycat Dolls-wannabe act is horrifying enough!When you imitate those skanks but add about 60 pounds of Hulkness, the result is NOT pretty. Lets hope this idea tucks and runs away FAST.