It’s Friday, I’m In Love…er sorry! Had a bit of The Cure stuck in my head! It IS Friday, however, and it’s time for another Friday’s Fifteen Minutes- where z-listers get some press while they try to go for twenty! Today’s poster boy is none other than Scott Storch, who just a few years ago, was a top pop music producer, living in a $10.5 million mansion on an exclusive Miami island, driving a stable of exotic cars and dating the likes of Paris Hilton and Lil Kim. Scott got beat with the ugly stick, but his bucks helped the ladies overlook it.
Nowadays, however, he’s pulled an MC Hammer. He owes over $500,000 in real estate taxes and had a warrant out for his arrest when he failed to show up for court in a child-support case last month. He hasn’t had a top 10 hit in three years. He still has his mansion, but his lawyer, Guy Spiegelman, tells the AP that Scott is attempting to refinance it after a “catastrophic occurrence this year” resulting from “mismanagement.” Like dropping too much money on Wonky and Lil Kim! Storch hasn’t talked to either of his children in months.
So what happened? Continue reading Friday’s Fifteen Minutes
Big Brooke Hogan made an appearance at Mansion nightclub in Miami over the weekend for the premiere of her new TV show Brooke Knows Best. Brooke performed Trannycat-style with her all-girl back-up band The Knockouts.
Quite a set of fluffy girls with PLENTY of junk in the trunk! Brooke’s the one in the sparkly red panties and the black corset that’s desperately trying to hang on. She’s also rockin’ the Michael Jackson “one-glove”. This is pretty much soft-core wrestle-porn.
Here’s Brooke skanking it up while daddy Hulk watches! Horf!!
Maybe Brooke IS the Hogan who knows best… Hulk and Linda have been acting about 13 lately, and Speed Racer’s off playing drop the soap. But how’s Brooke gonna pay for her pad and bling and shizz? Her new show, starting Sunday- duh! Let’s hope she’ll have some friends!
Left: Brooke Hogan……Right: Brooke Hogan as interpreted by Maxim magazine. Riiiiiiight.
Linda Hogan, age 48, is dating a 19 year old who went to school with Brooke and jailbird Nick. Hulk is dating a lil’ young thing that looks just like Brooke. Is Snarkista the only one who is creeped by these cougars? Brooke is pretty creeped, saying
“I personally donâ€™t like it at all or condone it, but sheâ€™s my mom, so I have to show her support.”