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Drama Continues for Sheen – Now With his Ex

Between two divorces, his TV characters, his failed relationships and everything else we should’ve guessed that drama followed Charlie Sheen wherever he went. To prove that point, his ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, is now also making waves. According to the Aspen Times, Brooke was arrested at a nightclub in the ski town. She was charged with “third-degree misdemeanor assault and felony possession of cocaine with intent to distribute.” Â In other words – mama got some coke and she was lookin’ to partay!

Ahem.

Brooke posted bond (to the tune or $11K) and was released but ordered to appear back in court on the 19th of the month. We know how the family – including her twin sons with Charlie – loves to celebrate a happy, healthy traditional holiday. So we hope the court date won’t get in the way.

Brooke Mueller refuses drug test

Brooke Mueller has refused a court-mandated drug test, which is part of her custody agreement with Charlie Sheen, and it may mean big problems for her later if she wants to keep her kids. Â Friends had been saying that Brooke had started using drugs again recently, and she had even been seen pawning a stereo and a watch for extra money.

So it’s not surprising that she refused the drug test, but of course it means the result gets automatically recorded as dirty. Â Now the ball is in Charlie’s court – I can’t imagine that he actually wants Â physical custody of the children, as he can barely take care of himself, but whatever move he makes next is bound to be entertaining.

Brooke Mueller accepting Charlie Sheen’s offer

Charlie Sheen was recently reported to be looking for two properties in Los Angeles close to his home, one for each of his ex-wives. Â The idea is that Charlie wants to be able to see his kids whenever possible, and he thinks it’s more likely if they live close by.

Brooke Mueller, Charlie’s most recent ex, seems to want to take Charlie up on his offer, and is reportedly working with the real estate agent in order to make it happen. Â No word yet on whether Denise Richards is going to turn this into Three’s Company, but this is Hollywood, and stranger things have certainly happened.

Charlie Sheen trying to create one big happy family

Part of Charlie Sheen‘s rehab seems to be that he’s doing a lot of soul-searching, and has decided that he wants his ex-wives living closer to him so that he can spend more time with his children. Â Sheen has started looking for not one, but two separate homes in Los Angeles – one for his ex-wife, Denise Richards, and another for his other ex-wife, Brooke Mueller.

Between the two wives, Sheen has four children, and he figures if he can keep them all close to him, they can have some sort of happy family. Â Sheen has offered to pay for the houses plus all moving expensesâ€¦ but of course, the two women in question would have to agree to all this. Â Good luck with that, Charlie!

Charlie Sheen Plea Deal Combines Jail Time and Acting Lessons

Charlie Sheen will be spending a month splitting his time between jail at night and giving acting lessons during the day as part of a plea bargain with the Colorado District Court. Sheen was charged with felony second-degree assault, felony menacing and criminal mischief related to a Christmas day attack on his wife, Brooke Mueller.

Charlie Sheen on 'Two and a Half Men' (CBS)

As part of a plea deal with prosecutors, Charlie Sheen will perform community service by giving acting lessons at a community theater in Aspen. Sheen will also assist with fundraising and promotional events for the theater.

The Two and a Half Men star will also serve at least 17 days in jail, spending nights in lock up and days at the theater. Sheen will also be sentenced to a three month probation period.

Sheen will plead guilty to misdemeanor assault in exchange for prosecutors dropping the other charges against him.

>> Previously:Â Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen Divorce Not Happening Reps Say

Charlie Sheen Cheating on Wife with Paid Escort Angelina Tracy?

Two and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen just can’t seem to keep himself out of trouble. First he allegedly attacks his wife on Christmas Day with a knife. Then he ends up in rehab for alcohol and drug addiction – again. Now he’s reportedly been caught cheating on wife Brooke Mueller when he’s allegedly supposed to be trying to salvage his marriage!

The alleged Charlie Sheen mistress in question is lingerie model and part-time paid escort Angelina Tracy. In Touch Weekly is reporting Sheen has been having an affair with Tracy, who reportedly charges up to $3,000 an hour for her company.

Charlie Sheen reportedly has been sneaking out of rehab wearing a fake mustache, dark glasses and a hood to spend time with Angelina Tracy at her apartment. Witnesses allegedly saw Sheen entering her apartment on April 7, where he stayed for approximately an hour. “He ran down to his car,” a witness allegedly told In Touch Weekly. “It seemed like he wanted to leave as quickly as possible.”

In Touch Weekly claims photographs published in their latest issue show Sheen in the terribly lame disguise he dons to visit Tracy. The tabloid also claims Tracy has been seen jumping into Sheen’s chauffer driven Mercedes and spotted receiving flowers and gifts from the sitcom star.

Like Elin Nordegren and Sandra Bullock, we can’t help but hope Brooke Mueller will get a clue and dump this bastard if the rumors do prove to be true. The more these high-profile women continue to stay with their men after being treated like doormats, the more regular women out here will think that’s how they are supposed to respond to being emotionally abused by their husbands.

These cheating men need to learn that treating your wives like dirt equals nasty divorce battles and losing large loads of your cash and custody of your kids to your wronged spouse. Maybe then they might think twice about letting their hormones overrule their brains.

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Charlie Sheen Enters Rehab as Alleged Mistress Surfaces

Charlie Sheen is following wife Brooke Mueller into rehab treatment as a “preventative measure” according to a spokesman for the actor. While Sheen is off at rehab, rumor has it an alleged mistress of the actor is ready to spill a lurid story of swinging and threesomes involving Sheen and his wife.

Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen (publicity photo)

A representative for Charlie Sheen released a statement to the press on Tuesday saying the actor would be entering a rehab program. “As a preventative measure, Charlie Sheen has entered a rehabilitation facility,” the statement said. “He will take some time off his series Two and a Half Men. He has asked that his privacy be honored. No further statements are planned.”

Sheen’s wife, Brooke Mueller, has also been seeking rehab treatments for alleged drug abuse. The couple was involved in a nasty domestic dispute on Christmas Day in Aspen, CO. During the fight, Sheen allegedly threatened Mueller with a knife, leading her to call 911 ‘in fear of her life’. Sheen is currently facing charges for felony menacing, third degree assault and criminal mischief stemming from the incident.

To add insult to injury, RadarOnline.com claims an alleged mistress of the actor is ready to come forward with a tawdry story of sexual scandal involving Sheen and his wife. “Brooke is bisexual,” an unidentified source reportedly told the tabloid site. “She and Charlie have had more than woman share their bed in the short time they’ve been married.” The web site claims one of those third wheels is set to go public with her tale of Sheen and Mueller’s swinging ways within the next several weeks.

We just can’t help but feel bad for Sheen and Mueller’s 11-month-old twins. Thank goodness, at least, they are still too young to Google mommy and daddy’s latest escapades on the Net.

>> Previously:Â Charlie Sheen 911 Call â€“ Brooke Mueller Scared for Her Life