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Fuggers In Hollywood Snap Up Lindsay Lohan’s Heinous Leggings

Snarkista — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 07:04:24 +0000

Further confirmation that most of Hollywood has absolutely NO taste (see Pamela Anderson in her tiger panties), Lindsay Lohan’s horrid line of leggings is actually being purchased by lemmings in Tinseltown. Signs of the Apocalypse!

The top seller? Lindsay’s leggings with kneepads. Snarkista will not expound on the envisioned uses for these, but they look like they’re designed for the gal who does a lot of kneeling. ‘Nuf said.

Leggings have always been tip-top of Snarkista’s loathe list…they are frightfully cameltoe-inducing, and, no matter what anyone says, THEY ARE NOT PANTS! Forget telling that to LiLo though, she wears the sausage casings 24/7. Her vajayjay is SCREAMING for air. Free the ladyparts, America! Save yourself a trip to the drugstore!

Lindsay’s Leggings-Worse Than Imagined

Snarkista — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 04:10:19 +0000

Holy Fugggin’ Crap. Lindsay Lohan’s new and oh, so hotly anticipated line of leggings is out. Only Lindsay effin’ Lohan would design leggings with KNEEPADS. Snarkista is not EVEN going there. But just imagine the design meeting where LINDSAY LOHAN advocates all the reasons women need LEGGINGS WITH KNEEPADS.

Snarkista warned you these were coming, and you ALL know leggings are her most hated item of clothing. She won’t waste your time repeating WHY (if you don’t instinctively know). But Lily Allen beautifully illustrated one reason just the other day. Additionally, leggings are guaranteed to give you THIS.

The inclusion of the ankle-cheetah, bondage zippers and Ironman fabric only multiply the heinousness of it all. Somebody call SamRo. She shops at Cartier now, so surely she can put a stop to this.

Snark Sightings

Snarkista — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 18:41:38 +0000

Beyonce, Lindsay And Mischa’s Little Secret: CTW

Kate Moss Is Going Bald: Celebitchy

Mario Lopez- Still A Diva: Page Six

Kim Kardashian’s Krack: The Grumpiest

Perez’s Global Domination: Gawker