Diddy Skirts A Sting

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Sean P.Diddy Combs was scheduled to co-host a birthday party for DJ Clue at club M2 in New York Monday night with Kobe Bryant, after Kobe cleaned up in the Knicks/Lakers game where Kobe scored 61 points.

However, someone forgot to let the Didster know that the NYPD had an undercover gun crew that was searching guests as they came into the club! “Everyone wanted to make sure that the dozens of NBA stars in attendance would be safe”, according to the NY Post. More likely, everyone wanted to know that some athlete didn’t shoot himself in the leg, much less anyone else.

Diddy strolled around 1:45 a.m. with a six-man entourage. A witness said he “flipped out” when cops asked to search him and his friends.

“He went nuts, saying, ‘Why are you disrespecting me like this? Why are you doing this to me?’ During the commotion, one of his thugs slipped away, unsearched, back to the car.”

Diddy stormed off, and started texting DJ Clue wanting to get the scoop, and asking if he could go in the back entrance. No luck. The cops would have to search him and his friends there as well. Sooo… Diddy decided to skip the party. What’s up, P? Couldn’t ditch the heat you were packing anywhere? Have you pissed off so many people that you won’t go out without the Glock? Even with a carry permit, you can’t take that shizz into a club.

This isn’t Diddy’s first rodeo with hidden weapons and the cops. Back when he was dating Jennifer Lopez, a member of his entourage opened fire in a nightclub. A stolen pistol was found in one of Combs’ SUVs, but he was acquitted of gun-possession charges.

A rep for club M2 said “We always welcome the police to safeguard our patrons.”

Kobe had no problem with being patted down, and partied until 4 a.m. Smart wife Vanessa made sure that he was in the VIP area, where there were strict orders not to let any women in near him. Reportedly, Kobe was in SUCH a good mood that on his way out he left the waitresses a $2,000 tip.

Too bad you had to miss all the fun, Diddy.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Has A Stalker


Cutie-pie Jennifer Love Hewitt has really hit a rough patch lately. First, she and her fiance Ross McCall broke up over the holidays. THAT sucks by itself, but apparently J. Lo Hew’s been stalked by a real freak as well. The “Ghost Whisperer” actress started receiving graphic letters from a 62 year-old guy named David Nolte, which described violent sexual fantasies. Disgusting!

Fortunately, Jen was granted a 3 year restraining order against Nolte. She REALLY got scared when he showed up at her mother’s house in December. Jennifer also believes this nutbag sold his home in Colorado so he could move to LA to be closer to her.

Nolte is now banned from going to the Universal Studios in Los Angeles, where Jennifer shoots the show, and was also ordered to stay away from her family and ex-fiancé Ross McCall. Maybe it’s time to start packing some heat too, Jennifer, …and give the dirty old man a peek atTHAT if he lurks around again!

Heather Locklear Dodges DUI

Score another for DUI attorney Blair Burk– he’s kept another celeb out of the pokey! Heather Locklear just got her driving under the influence case dismissed, and pled to a much lesser offense. He’s magic! Do not tell Snarkista that Heather isn’t HAMMERED in her mug shot here!

Heather pled no contest to misdemeanor reckless driving. She got three years of “informal probation”, whatever that means, and paid a whopping $700 fine. Oh, and she has to attend a 12-hour drug education course. Heather don’t need no drug education! She could school the whole class!

Blondie was arrested last September after she was allegedly driving under the influence of prescription meds. The D.A. says Locklear’s blood tests showed prescription drugs WERE in her system. Tests, schmests. Celebs everywhere are putting Blair Burk’s phone number on speed-dial as we speak. He’s a one-man dream-team!

photo credit: TMZ

Ryan And Son Redmond O’Neil Charged With Meth Possession

Just so you know some people never outgrow stupid…actor Ryan O’Neal, 67, and his son Redmond, 24, have both been charged with felony possession of methamphetamine. Ryan and Redmond are scheduled to be arraigned November 13. Ryan and Redmond were arrested in September on suspicion of meth possession at Ryan’s home in Malibu. Redmond O’Neal is Ryan’s son with actress Farrah Fawcett. You know Farrah’s gonna be PISSED.

Authorities found Redmond in possession of the drug while a vial was discovered in Ryan’s bedroom, a Los Angeles County Sheriff’s spokesman told the LA Times. Redmond was already on probation for an arrest last year in Malibu on charges related to possession of heroin and meth while driving under the influence.

Ryan, an Academy Award nominee for his starring role in 1970’s Love Story, was ALSO arrested last year on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon and negligent discharge of a firearm during a fight with his other son, Griffin. Ryan claimed then that he only fired a warning shot. That’s the way to get their attention, parents! Screw cutting them out of the will, just get out the handgun.
And always, always, just say no to the meth. Brainiacs.

Da Brat Is Going Up The River


Female rapper Da Brat (Shawntae Harris) is headed to the Big House. She was sentenced today to 3 years in the tank, due to an assault conviction from a fight on Halloween. This is why she’s wearing a CLOWN SUIT in her mugshot.

Da Brat set sail with Captain Morgan, and bashed Atlanta Falcon cheerleader and waitress Shayla Stevens in the head with a rum bottle. Both were attending a party at Jermaine Dupri’s Studio 72. Things apparently got heated between the two, and Da Brat acted A Brat. Shayla suffered “permanant disfigurement and mental distress as a result of the attack, greatly affecting her career as a cheerleader, club model and actress”.

Da Brat has probably greatly affected her career as a rapper as well, for the better! Her street-cred resume just got longer. Those girls in prison better step off if they see the clown suit pop out. In addition to the three years in prison, Da Brat was sentenced to 7 years probation and 200 hours of community service. Clowns are EVIL sumbitches.