Those crazy Ruskies! Jessica Simpson’s bomb of a movie “Major Movie Star” never opened in the United States, but it’s become a huge hit in Russia! It opened there on October 9th, and is #1 at the box office. Da! The movie has a “Private Benjamin” like premise…ditzy blonde joins the military, yada, yada, and [...]

Attorneys in Britney Spears’ conservatorship case have asked the court commissioner today to make her conservatorship permanent. The judge is gonna grant the request. Britney’s conservatorship, which gives her dad Jamie control over her affairs, was scheduled to end December 31. It was put in place after Britney went LOCO as Cocoa Puffs. Reports say [...]

Paris Hilton’s latest attempt to be relevant by sticking her size 12 feet into the election, is probably playing 24/7 in Al Queda training camps. Paris really thinks Kyoto is on the sushi menu. Thanks, Wonky!

Oooh, there’s another reason to give a good-natured GRRR to Carrie Underwood today! Seems the country sweetheart is dating Dr. Travis Stork, one of Nashville’s MOST eligible bachelors…and a former “Bachelor” himself in 2006. Travis is finishing his residency at Vanderbilt University, and has been an ER doctor for awhile. His latest television venture calls [...]

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Poor Lourdes Leon, being Madonna’s daughter has gotta be a rough gig. It’s embarrassing enough to have your mom writhing all over the stage when she’s 50 years old. It’s gotta suck when Madge appropriates Lourdes’ look too. Which she does, and it makes The Material One look even more desperate. Apparently things have gotten [...]

Amy Winehouse was supposed to show up to court of Friday to answer charges of assaulting a fan. (She punched the girl in the nose.) The Crackie of Camden was too messed up to know it. It takes a degree in advanced math to keep track of the idiotic things Amy’s done in public…including spitting [...]

Amy Poehler’s had a HARD day today…she’s been in labor. Like, all day. So…Amy won’t be doing any Palin Raps or Weekend Updates tonight. Poor Seth Myers is gonna have to anchor all by himself. That baby KNEW it was Saturday and was all “Oh NOOOOES!!!” Congratulations to Amy and hubby “Arrested Development’s” Will Arnett [...]

UPDATE: Isiah Thomas is an idiot mofo. He is trying to blame this whole mess on his 17 year-old daughter! He says SHE had a medical emergency. Nice! Too bad the police and ambulance reports say they picked up a 47 YEAR OLD MALE from his house. The cops say Isiah is trying to cover [...]

Sarah Jessica Parker is insane if she thinks we’re buying the “fashion icon” crap from her anymore. Horsey has shown up in some whacked-up outfits, including hats from the Dr. Seuss collection, and the press just laps it up. Well, not HERE, SJP. Wearing your gramma’s sweater over her pillowcase, with a knee-length body-girdle over [...]