July 18, 2009

R.I.P Walter Cronkite: Cronkite Announcing JFK’s Death

The world lost a great man last night, the legendary Walter Cronkite. Cronkite was the voice of news in America for an enormously long time…the man America trusted to bring them the truth in a truly unbiased way. He was the first real “anchor”, and not only was he the head anchor at CBS, he [...]

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July 14, 2009

Debbie Rowe Sells Out Her Kids…Again

Michael Jackson’s children are pawns in a high-dollar game, and they are losing big-time. First, Grampaw Joe Jackson- who brutally abused Michael as a child, has announced he’s going to take Paris, Prince Michael and Blanket ON TOUR next year as “The Jackson 3.” Holy crap. Clearly, this isn’t what Michael would have wanted, but [...]

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July 13, 2009

Tony Romo Dumps Jessica Simpson

And he did it with such EXQUISITE timing! The day before her “Barbie and Ken” themed 29th birthday!! Way to get out of the gift dilemma AND the certain awkward pics, Tony. It’s hard to find those yee-haw milkmaid dresses that J. Simp seems to be enamored of, and, well…it looks like jewelry was out [...]

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July 10, 2009

Morgan Freeman Wants To Marry His Granddaughter. Ew.

A sordid tale out of Hollywood today that should make Woody Allen look like a monk…72 year-old actor Morgan Freeman wants to marry his 27 year-old step-granddaughter E’Dena Hines, once his divorce is finalized. Reportedly the two have been carrying on an affair for 10 YEARS. Holy crap. Freeman and his estranged wife Myrna, 68,raised [...]

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June 9, 2009

Lindsay Lohan Goes Cuckoo At Cuckoo

Oh Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. Just when we think you’ve hit the bottom and MAY be headed back up for air, you pull a stunt that shocks even the most jaded among us. Not that Snarkista is jaded, mind you, but Lindsay Lohan is giving celebrities who behave badly good reasons to feel smug. The freckled [...]

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May 13, 2009

Megan Fox Needs To “Transform” Her Potty Mouth

Megan Fox, star of the new movie Transformers, is considered one of the world’s most beautiful women. Her mouth, however…not so pretty. The Sun reports that she went off on a foul-mouthed tirade at the suggestion that she’s too beautiful for serious movie roles. Megan blasted: “It p***es me when people f***ing complain that I’m [...]

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May 11, 2009

Katie Holmes Is About To Go Nuts

Imprisoned starlet Katie Holmes is rumored to be in danger of cracking up over hubby Tom Cruise’s pressure for her to have another Sci-bot. Their little Suri- princess of the universe- is OVER Katie’s pretending to be a designer so she can get out of the basement and share Suri’s craft room. Katie’s Scientology jailers [...]

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May 6, 2009

American Idol’s First Duets: Adam Lambert And Allison Iraheta’s “Slow Ride”

We are down to what Snarkista thinks is by FAR the best final four American Idol contestants, and last night the show paired them off and had them perform duets. Fab idea! Danny and Kris did a great job with their performance, but NOTHING could rock the Idolship on “Rock Night” like Adam Lambert and [...]

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May 6, 2009

Is Brangelina Kaput? This Is Gonna Be Expensive.

Seems all is NOT all kumbayah in the Brad Pitt / Angelina Jolie international village. Rumors are flying that Brangelina are not getting along AT ALL, and that a big split is coming. A very messy, $250 million dollar split. The pair have been spending so much time apart while Jolie films her new movie [...]

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May 5, 2009

R.I.P Dom DeLuise

So sad to have to inform you, dear readers; Funnyman Dom DeLuise, 75, passed away last night in an L.A. hospital. Snarkista adored Dom, who starred in Mel Brooks films like ‘Blazing Saddles,’ ‘Silent Movie,’ ‘History Of The World Part One,’ ‘Space Balls,’ ‘Robin Hood: Men in Tights,’ and co-starring with Burt Reynolds in films [...]

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