British comedian Russell Brand reveals that Katy Perry, of “I Kissed A Girl” fame will give Madonna’s “Like A Virgin” a revival on the upcoming VMA awards. Russell says: “There’s a lot of virginity and lesbianism going on at the show. The VMAs are going to be so great that Christina Aguilera is willing to [...]

Further proof that steroids give you brain damage…baseball star and Surreal Life vet Jose Canseco has decided to go on the skanky TV show “The Moment Of Truth”. You know, the one where people get strapped to a lie detector and are asked about every personal aspect of their lives? The one where people RUIN [...]

As you all know, dear children, Britney Spears’ mama Lynne has written a noble book called Through The Storm. Not just any book, but a piece of tell-all prose that highlights the troubles of being a child-pimp star mommy. Lynne’s book was all set to hit the stands around the time Britney went batshit crazy, [...]

Jessica Simpson just CAN’T stick to The Rules regarding boyfriend Tony Romo. Now she’s calling him her “FBD”- Future Baby Daddy. But… she says Tony doesn’t know. Make that Tony DIDN’T know. Girl, please! Call Stalker Aniston and get HER copy of The Rules, ‘cuz she obviously doesn’t use it. The catfight between Tony’s ex [...]

Trainwreck alert! Someone at the GQ awards, presented last night, thought it would be a good idea to have Elton John and Lily Allen as co-hosts. Risky! Miss Lily has had several instances of being HAMMERED in public recently, and Elton is not known for holding his tongue. Bottom line: Lily made a complete ASS [...]

Ahhh, You just can’t make this stuff up! Jennifer Aniston’s been in the press lately, as she landed a cameo on NBC’s fab 30 Rock. Her role was revealed today, and it couldn’t be more perfect. The Stalker’s gonna play a stalker! More specifically, a “free-spirited, ‘Fatal Attraction’ like stalker.” Guess all of that John [...]

If you haven’t seen him already, Snarkista presents Miley Cyrus’ brother Trace Cyrus…who is rapidly losing tat space on his body. Emo alert! That gi-normous, bling-stealing eagle on his chest must have hurt like holy hell! It’s a smart eagle, however, ‘cuz he has brass knuckles in his talons along with the bling. Shaving has [...]

LATEST UPDATE: Amy Winehouse Autopsy Reveals Little About Singer’s Death A friend of Amy Winehouse’s has spilled shocking new details of Amy’s drug use to UK’s The Sun. Amy is said to have had 2 major overdoses, binged on crystal meth and may have brain damage after a 36 hour hash marathon. The friend says [...]

Tennessee boy Trainreq has decided NOT to release any more Miley Cyrus pics from her email account he hacked . He posted the following statement yesterday on his website, Trainreq.org. I am posting just to give you an update on everything. In this post I am going to settle some rumors. I would like to [...]

Nashville-based Gibson Guitars gave The Jonas Brothers a tricked-out bus to record their latest album A Little Bit Longer. It’s a tour bus AND a recording studio! All is not perfect for the JoBros, however, but they press on literally through the crap. Look for more episodes soon!