Charlie Sheen checks into rehab, big surprise

It’s probably no surprise to anyone that Charlie Sheen, the undisputed king of the out-of-control Vegas bender, has finally checked himself into rehab.  Last week Charlie was hospitalized with abdominal pains that turned out to be a hiatal hernia, after a 36-hour party that involved porn stars and a briefcase full of cocaine.

Apparently this was finally the wake-up call that was needed, and Charlie has now gone into a treatment facility for substance and alcohol abuse.  Lindsay Lohan, of all people, was quoted as saying that she was concerned about Charlie’s health – you know you’re in trouble if LiLo is a goody two-shoes by comparison.