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Lindsay Lohan is skinny again, and you know what that means. Snarkista doesn’t care how many Big Macs Lindsay says she eats, she’s washing them down with the cokey-coke. Not the all-American kind, the Colombian kind. And this is why her gaydar is obviously broken.
La Lohan was out late in New York night before last, skanking around as usual. She heard that Gossipy Girl Chase Crawford was hanging at Justin Timberlake’s restaurant Southern Hospitality. Chase was with fellow pretty-boy Emile Hirsch having some drinks. Lindsay instantly went into stalker mode and busted up in there uninvited…and caused a scene. Chase and Emile were not amused, and high-tailed it out of there!
This would be a clear sign to sane girls that “He’s Just Not That Into You Especially Since You’re A Girl.” But this is Lohan we’re talking about. Brainiac thought it would be a good idea to follow the boys to Chase’s house at 6 a.m. Once again, denied! Chase’s peeps did not let her in.
Lohan either finally got the hint, or forgot what her purpose was, or got distracted by something shiny because she FINALLY quit trying and went home. All the way to California.
This is heinous, especially considering the massive amount of makeup Zac Efron CONSTANTLY wears. Star Magazine reports that pretty Zac is pretty disgusting ‘cuz he doesn’t like to shower! Nothing like shooting a dance/musical under the hot lights and then going a few days without a bath. Ew.
Zac DOES make an exception for the use of BABY WIPES. Yep- pretty boy wipes down with the pop-ups and calls it clean. The source says:
“Zac isn’t a big fan of showering. It’s so gross, because Zac loves to work out and plays basketball all the time — and then goes days without showering. When he gets lazy, he likes to clean himself with baby wipes!”
Zac is TOO SCARED to shower! You can only drop the soap so many times, you know, before the panic attacks start. And…there’s something REALLY oedipal about utilizing products mom used to wipe your baby butt with!
This is all a grand attempt at manliness, no doubt. What says “hetero” better than basketball and B.O? You know this is the work of Cabana-bro JC Chasez. Baby wipes are GREAT for getting rid of the tanning oil! Just ask Chase Crawford. At least jump in the pool for God’s sake, Zac! A little chlorine goes a loooong way.