Chelsea Handler gets catty about Angelina Jolie

Not one to ever let go of a grudge she’s not even really involved with, Chelsea Handler spoke to her audience at her recent Newark show to let everyone know just how she feels about the years-old Aniston-vs-Jolie issue.  Calling Angelina a “homewrecker,” she went on to say that she finds Angelina to be fake and bitchy, and then used some other descriptive words, many of which began with “F” and “C.”  Wow, that’s a lot of anger to be holding onto.

Chelsea finished up her rant by adding that she completely understands why Angelina doesn’t have any friends, because no one in their right mind would want to befriend her.  Ouch.

Chelsea Handler dating 50 Cent?

They may seem like the most unlikely couple of the century, but comedienne Chelsea Handler and hip-hop artist 50 Cent have been seen hanging out together, and apparently it’s a little more than just casual.  They were seen earlier this week in New Orleans, bar hopping together and generally looking like they were out on a date.  This is not the first time we’ve heard word about these two getting close – rumors have been going around for weeks that they’re either dating, or are very close friends.  They kind of make a cute couple, actually, and I’m sure before too long we’ll know for certain whether they’re actually going out romantically, or whether they’re just having a little fun.

Chelsea Handler Sex Tape a Joke She Says

Yes, the Chelsea Handler sex tape video is indeed real, but the comedienne says it was made as a joke years ago. The sex tape video was brought to light in a report by RadarOnline.com and features Chelsea Handler getting naked and participating in some rather explicit acts on film.

Chelsea Handler (E! News)
Chelsea Handler (E! News)

On Wednesday night, Chelsea Handler admitted the tape was real but said it was no big deal. Handler says she made the alleged sex tape as a joke when she was doing auditions years ago. I put it on an audition tape for a comedy club because I’m a comedian,” Handler said on Chelsea Lately last night. “It was made as a joke… I’ve been showing it at birthday parties for f***ing years!”

The Chelsea Handler sex tape video opens with the Chelsea Lately star wearing a work uniform and doing a stand-up comedy routine. Then the video suddenly cuts to Handler – in all her naked glory – getting it on with a male friend. The tape then cuts back to Handler doing her comedy routine. Handler’s rep told Radar Online the video is “an old tape that was done for a stand-up comedy bit.”

We think making a stand-up comedy tape spliced up with bits of X-rated porn is kind of a weird joke. We’re not quite sure we get the punch line on this one. Though we could possibly see how it might land you some work… or at least get you as far as the casting couch…

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