Chris Brown Wants To Put Out Duet With Rihanna

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Girlfriend beater Chris Brown has lured battered girlfriend Rihanna back into the studio to record an duet for his upcoming album together. Oprah’s plea to Ri-Ri not to go back to Chris is apparently going unheeded…the message that if a man beats you once, he’ll do it again, isn’t getting through to her. Snarkista does not care if Rihanna slapped Chris first, as reports are saying. Hitting anyone is unjustified, but judging from the pictures, it seems Chris is a much better ass-kicker than Rihanna. And, this wasn’t the first time he kicked her ass.

The seemingly reconciled duo have been working on a duet that Brown is hoping to include on his new album, due out later this year, a studio source tells E! News. “They’ve been working on it together,” the insider says.

Reportedly, award-winning record producer Polow Da Don, ( Will Smith, Fergie, Ciara, Usher, Ludicris and the Trannycat Dolls) who has worked with Chris in the past, has been holed up with them at a Santa Monica recording studio for the last several days.

Of course, no comment from reps for Brown and Rihanna. Incredibly, the producer says that:

“You have to remember, she’s a kid still,” he said. “So with anybody who goes through something in the world, you have to bring yourself out of it so I guess her refuge is her music.”

Yeah, that’s how you deal with abuse. Take the abuser back and put out a single together. Snarkista hopes, for the sake of the awful message this mess sends to young fans, that this effort flops like Flipper.

Rihanna And Chris: The Blow-By-Blow

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UPDATE: Chris Brown has just been charged with 2 felonies- felony assault, and making criminal threats.

Okay, check this out and then tell Snarkista how crazy in the head Rihanna is for getting back together with Chris Brown. Chris beat the crap out of Rihanna before the Grammy Awards, was arrested, and is now facing charges. Rihanna says she isn’t going to cooperate with law enforcement in their case against Chris.

LAPD detectives’ notes from a search warrant in the case were obtained by TMZ. According to the notes, Rihanna read a three-page text message on Brown’s phone from a woman. An argument ensued and Brown allegedly tried forcing Rihanna out of the car but couldn’t because she was wearing her seat belt.

Brown then allegedly shoved Rihanna’s head against the passenger window. When Rihanna turned to face him, Brown punched her, then continued punching her while driving, according to the detective’s notes. Blood spattered all over Rihanna’s clothing and in the interior of the car. Her mouth was filled with blood.

Brown allegedly told Rihanna, “I’m going to beat the **** out of you when we get home. You wait and see.” Rihanna called her assistant and left a message saying, “I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there.”

Brown then replied, “You just did the stupidest thing ever. I’m going to kill you.” According to the report, Brown continued to punch Rihanna, bit her on her ear, her fingers and put her in a headlock — she almost lost consciousness.

Princess Ri-Ri, you are INSANE to keep this “relationship” alive. It may just be the death of you. LAPD interviewed Rihanna after the attack and she told them Brown had been violent toward her in the past and that the attacks were getting “more violent” as time went on. The interview is crucial evidence if the L.A. County D.A. charges Brown with felony domestic battery.

And there’s something else. The photo above showing Rihanna’s battered face is allegedly MILD compared to other photos. There were additional pics were taken on February 9, the day after the attack, and they are reportedly far more gruesome.

Walk, girl. Just walk away.

Rihanna Refusing To Press Charges Against Chris Brown

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Singer Rihanna won’t press charges against Chris Brown for allegedly beating her in Los Angeles on February 8, The Sun claims today. She is also refusing to cooperate with the authorities who are conducting an intensive investigation against Chris, in contrast to her cooperation in the beginning after the assault. An unidentified police source says:

“Rihanna says she doesn’t want to testify against him. She has had a change of heart and doesn’t want the case to proceed.”

Rihanna is an idiot, as she let Chris sweet-talk his way back into her good graces last week by spending some quality time together at P. Diddy’s Miami house. Once an abuser, always an abuser. Ask Tina Turner, girl.

The police, however, may be able to proceed on their own without Rihanna’s help. The police source says that:

“Detectives are still building their case based on what she originally told them and accounts of witnesses. If the DA decides they have enough evidence, they can proceed without Rihanna’s testimony.”

Since California law allows prosecutors to charge an individual with domestic violence, even if the couple reunites, prosecutors in Los Angeles will be asked to decide if the case against Chris is strong enough to proceed without Rihanna’s testimony. A file on the case, including Rihanna’s original statement to police as well as witness accounts, will all be handed to the Los Angeles County District Attorney later this week.

Chris’ arraignment, meanwhile, has been scheduled for tomorrow.

Rihanna: Pregnant? Crazy? Both?

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Pop star Rihanna, who was brutally beaten by her boyfriend Chris Brown, has already taken him back. They’ve already been hanging together, only weeks after he destroyed her face. What a complete dumbass.

The L.A. DA’s office is working to build a case against Chris, and her interviews with police and the hospital will come in. However, if she is a reluctant witness, it will make their job much harder. The ghastly photos, however, will be hard for Rihanna to explain away.

There are reports that Rihanna is, or was, pregnant. Whether this has clouded her reasoning is unknown, but girlfriend…any man who does that kind of number on you WILL DO IT AGAIN. Snarkista does not care how cute and boyishly innocent Chris Brown’s face is, he is an abuser. Just because you could probably whip his ass, and give him a trache with your stiletto, is no reason to hook back up with the putz.

Sadly, Rihanna is just like most victims of abuse. They find it extremely hard to change the situation themselves. Verbal, emotional, physical…it all does the same things on the inside. It takes serious work to fix the co-dependent brain.

Obviously, people think Ri-Ri is nuts to take Chris back, and they’re right. Think again, princess. Next time, it could be your crying baby that gets the beatdown.

The Drama Of Rihanna

rihanna-star-pregnantRihanna and Chris Brown are still sucking the air out of the collective room, as their domestic affairs continue to play out in the media. Horrible situation, Cliff Notes version: After Rihanna and Chris attended a pre-Grammy party they fought in Chris’s car. Chris beat the crap out of Rihanna. He was arrested, bonded out, and goes to trial March 4. Chris announced today that he’s going to anger management classes. A shocking picture of Ri-Ri’s battered face surfaced in the media.

Rihanna is ‘effed in the head, because she’s been calling Chris, and has indicated she wants to take him back. Brainiac. Maybe Ri-Ri’s “big brother” Kanye has promised to be Rihanna’s bodyguard because ALL CAPS WILL TERRIFY CHRIS.

What’s more, the Star says Rihanna is, or was preggers at the time. She reportedly consulted an ob-gyn at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center after confiding to close friends that she suspected she was pregnant with Chris’ baby.

Wearing sunglasses and dressed in all black, she appeared nervous and upset. “She was extremely fidgety. She seemed totally uncomfortable,” an eyewitness at the doctor’s office tells Star.

With their relationship already on rocky ground, Rihanna feared a pregnancy could be the last straw and Chris might dump her. The rag says she didn’t have a chance to tell Chris that night before he pounded her up.

Doesn’t princess Ri-Ri have the herpes? The twisted drama promises to continue as long as it’s working in the press. The paps are THRILLED, as life has sucked since the Britney Economy headed south.

Rihanna Secretly Talking To Chris Brown, Will Take Him Back

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Oh, Rihanna. You are a poster child for victims of abuse…complete with all of the co-dependent behavior. Sadly, Ri-Ri has been talking to Chris Brown on the phone, according to the National Enquirer.

“Even after what Chris did to her, Rihanna is crazy about him and she’s forgiven him,” a source close to the leggy beauty told The ENQUIRER.

“They’ve been talking on the phone, and they’ve agreed that once the legal problems are ironed out, they’ll be together. But as far as Rihanna is concerned, she’s already taken Chris back.
“They’ve missed one secret get-together, and now they’ve vowed to meet at a secret rendezvous location outside of Los Angeles.”

An insider added: “Everyone is advising Rihanna to stay away from Chris and concentrate on her career. But she won’t listen. She’s been talking to Chris on the phone, and she’s made it clear she doesn’t want their romance to end.

Sigh. Classic abuse-victim behavior. Gotta go back for more, because he’s promised never to do it again. Pretty tragic, sad news. Let’s hope Ri-Ri has a change of heart.

New Rihanna Beating Pic Looks Really Bad

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A photo of Rihanna taken after she was allegedly beaten by Chris Brown has surfaced. TMZ got hold of it through a source…possibly one in the hospital Rihanna was taken to after the incident. Perhaps it was someone in the LAPD who cashed the check. No matter what, it looks heinous and horrifying, and won’t help Chris Brown’s defense at ALL.

Ri-Ri has a battered face with a broken nose, and is heavily bruised and swollen all over. Her lips are bloody and puffy, and it looks like there’s a slit on her left ear where Chris is rumored to have BIT her like he was effin’ Mike Tyson.

All of Rihanna’s friends are gunning for Chris- many have said his career is over because of the alleged assault. One thing’s over for SURE…Chris Brown’s squeaky clean reputation. Let’s hope that goes double for this relationship.

photo credit: TMZ