September 27, 2010

Christina Aguilera gains weight to draw attention away from hideous hair/tan combo

In the most clever camouflaging move I’ve ever seen, Christina Aguilera put on 20 pounds in an effort to keep the press distracted from the unfortunate fact that she has bright orange skin and white hair.  Christina, who showed up for a party at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art over the weekend, wore […]

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February 17, 2009

Travis The Chimp Shot Dead After Mauling Woman: Video

News Of The Weird for today…celeb chimpanzee Travis the Chimp, star of Coke and Old Navy ads, went batshit crazy and gruesomely mauled 55 year-old Charla Nash in Stamford Connecticut. She is currently in critical condition. The chimpanzee’s owner, Sarah Herold, called Ms. Nash to help her get Travis back in the house after he […]

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November 24, 2008

Chris Brown Wins Big At The American Music Awards; Kanye Not TOO Pissed!

Youth was the word at last night’s American Music Awards, where 19 year-old Chris Brown took home three of the pointy prizes, including the top award: Artist Of The Year. The AMA’s also provided no less than 19 live performances (none from Chris) but most of them didn’t suck! Christina Aguilera kicked off the show […]

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September 7, 2008

Britney’s Big Night

Britney Spears cleaned up tonight at the VMA’s! She opened the show, as promised, with a short comedy sketch with ‘Superbad’ actor Jonah Hill, before walking from her dressing room to the stage to introduce the ceremony. Standing O for Brit as she walked on stage. Britney was a triple threat tonight, taking home Best […]

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September 7, 2008

Snark Sightings

Will Europe Really End The World On Wednesday? UK Daily Mail Jennifer Lopez Is On The Photoshop Diet: 7 Confessions Tara Reid Took A Bath: Backseat Cuddler Michael Phelps Gets His Party On: Socialite Life Heart Doesn’t Want Airplay For “Barracuda”: Bumpshack Christina Aguilera Keeps Getting Better: Superficial Diva Katie “Jordan” Price Is Abusing Horses: […]

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September 5, 2008

Katy Perry To Perform “Like A Virgin” At VMA Awards

British comedian Russell Brand reveals that Katy Perry, of “I Kissed A Girl” fame will give Madonna’s “Like A Virgin” a revival on the upcoming VMA awards. Russell says: “There’s a lot of virginity and lesbianism going on at the show. The VMAs are going to be so great that Christina Aguilera is willing to […]

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August 13, 2008

Holy Crap, It’s BigFoot!

Two California “researchers” and two dudes in Northern Georgia named Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer say they’ve got a dead Bigfoot on ice, and are gonna hold a press conference on Friday to reveal all. First of all, Snarkista is a little freaked ‘cuz Northern Georgia is not THAT far away from Nashville! Not that […]

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August 5, 2008

Snark Sightings

Sugarland Kicks Miley Cyrus In The Ass: Contact Music Wonky Strikes Back: Seriously? OMG! Stalker Aniston Can’t Take A Joke: Showbiz Spy Michael Lohan’s Not Down With A 2-Bride Wedding: Backseat Cuddler Which politicians are REALLY most like Paris Hilton? Indecision ’08 Hollywoods Top-Paid Tweens: Forbes Tips On How To Score At The Store: The […]

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July 25, 2008

Heather Mills Can’t Spend It Fast Enough

Heather Mills, the most hated woman in the UK, took a little vaycay last week! She took 20 friends with her to celebrate the end of her trainwreck marriage to Sir Paul McCartney. In the UK, it normally takes six weeks for the final divorce decree to come through. Heather and Paul’s came through on […]

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July 18, 2008

Friday’s Fifteen Minutes

It’s Friday, I’m In Love…er sorry! Had a bit of The Cure stuck in my head! It IS Friday, however, and it’s time for another Friday’s Fifteen Minutes- where z-listers get some press while they try to go for twenty! Today’s poster boy is none other than Scott Storch, who just a few years ago, […]

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