Cindy Crawford Bans Hannah Montana For Sassiness


Billy Ray Cyrus needs to take a few lessons from supermodel Cindy Crawford on how to parent his kid! Miley Cyrus’ “Hannah Montana” is banned from Cindy’s house, because Miley (or Hannah, depending on which part of the show you’re watching) is too damn sassy to her dad! Truth!

Cindy’s 7 year-old daughter, Kaya Gerber, was apparently picking up some bad habits from Miley. Sayeth Cindy:

“She learns to be sassy from that show. I’ll say to her, ‘I don’t let anyone talk to me like that. I’ll certainly not take it from a seven year old in my own house.”

SPANK, Miley! (And Billy Ray.) Don’t give an inch, Cindy. You’ll be so glad when Kaya is a well-adjusted teenager, who wouldn’t dare hook up with a 20 year-old man, or take skanky pics of herself… or choose an idiotic, easy-to hack password for her email account like HER DOG’S NAME. Brava.

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