Burger King Has Some Crazy-Ass Stuff!

Burger King is totally thinking out of the box this recession! Snarkista has to hand it to them for not being afraid to throw WHATEVER at the wall and see what sticks. First, for the holidays, it was their hot scent Flame, for the guy who can’t smell enough like greasy beef. Now, the freaky King (who- admit it, you’re hella scared of) brings us THESE!

Burger King chips?! Okay, maybe the ketchup and fries ones aren’t an enormous leap, but “flame broiled” flavor? A beef chip? A COW CHIP? Sittin’ on top of Snarkista’s beloved Diet Dr. Pepper? Oh HELL no, Royal whack-job of grub-to-go. Boundaries. Look ’em up.