Crystal Harris thinks she’s a pop star

Hugh Hefner‘s fiancée, Crystal Harris, is getting ready to something almost as ridiculous as marrying Hugh Hefner – she’s releasing a single.  A music single.  The alleged song is entitled “Club Queen,” and it’s going to be released in June, right before her wedding day.

Harris is at least smart enough to know that she’s going to need help with this – she’s hooked up with vocal coach Seth Riggs, whose past students include Diana Ross and Madonna, and apparently he’s going to make sure that she doesn’t screw up this recording any worse than necessary.  The recording engineer will have to fix the rest later.