Dancing With the Stars Cast Winners and Losers

The new season of Dancing With the Stars kicks off tonight and we’re making our predictions on who will win and who will fall on their asses and fail miserably. Eleven celebrity contestants and their professional dance partners hit the stage for the 10th season of Dancing With the Stars on Monday night. Naturally, we have our own biased opinion on who is going to rock the dance floor and who is going to embarrass themselves thoroughly.

Dancing With the Stars season 10 cast (ABC.com)
Dancing With the Stars season 10 cast (ABC.com)

Least Likely to Win: Buzz Aldrin and Ashly Costa

There is virtually no chance this duo can win. The former astronaut is no spring chicken and he’s not going to be able to pull off the moves some of the other contestants will do with ease. Plus, it’s just kind of weird to watch a guy this old jiggle his butt. We’re predicting a high chance for a medical out with Aldrin, considering how often accidents and injuries happen on this show.

Most Likely to Win: Evan Lysacek and Anna Trebunskya

Evan Lysacek has already proven he can dance on ice skates like a friggin’ ballerina on steroids. We’re sure that’s going to translate into some spectacular moves on his own two feet. High probability Lysacek will be doing some killer lift moves with his partner, which we can’t wait to watch.

Most Likely to Have a Wardrobe Malfunction: Pamela Anderson and Damian Whitehood

We’re sorry to say it, but those boobs have got to make it difficult to bounce around on the dance floor without losing your top. Plus, they probably get in the way when you’re trying to do some kind of crazy lift move and we can hear the fabric ripping in our heads already. Really though, we just feel it in our bones there will be a viral video from DWTS of Pamela Anderson exposing something she shouldn’t. Whee!

Most Likely to Fall on Their Ass: Kate Gosselin and Tony Dovolani

We’re predicting a spill for this dancing couple because Kate Gosselin constantly moves like a wooden puppet wound too tightly – and that’s just when she’s grocery shopping! Plus, it’s obvious the girl has major control issues and she’s not going to relax when she’s being flung around the floor by her partner. She’ll grab when she should let go or try to push Dovolani around and down she’ll go. Well, that’s our gut feeling anyway, Gosselin may just prove us wrong, but we kind of hope not…

Dancing With the Stars season 10 cast photos (ABC.com)

We’ll be tuning in to Dancing With the Stars Monday night to see how it goes, but regardless of whether we’re right or wrong on our predictions, we’re sure it will be a fun-filled, drama-packed season of DTWS once again!

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Kelly Osbourne and Mya Dancing With The Stars Drama

Kelly Osbourne allegedly broke down in tears before taking to the stage for the premiere of Dancing with the Stars this week. The daughter of rocker Ozzy Osbourne and America’s Got Talent judge Sharon Osbourne reportedly had a serious bout of anxiety before her first appearance on the show – but that’s not what made her cry.

Kelly Osbourne on Dancing with the Stars - ABC
Kelly Osbourne on Dancing with the Stars - ABC

According to a report from PerezHilton.com, Kelly Osbourne was feeling quite anxious about the premiere week of Dancing with the Stars. Wanting a bit of comfort, she contacted her mom Sharon and asked her to come backstage. Sharon, however, was turned away because she reportedly didn’t have the proper credentials to get in. Sharon and Kelly reportedly were angry as hell and poor Kelly broke down in tears right before the show started.

Kelly told Britain’s Closer magazine she’s “never been so terrified about anything in my life and am praying I don’t get voted out first. If that happens I’ll probably cry for a month! I’d feel so unloved.”

Singer Mya, meanwhile, fell prey to the Dancing with the Stars injury curse just a day before she was due to make her debut on the premiere week of the series. Mya posted on her Twitter feed that she had to go to the hospital for stitches after slashing her hand open on some broken glass. Luckily, Mya was still able to continue on with the show despite her injury.

Watch the ladies take to the stage on Dancing with the Stars tonight. One male and one female contestant will be eliminated on Wednesday night’s episode.