Kate Gosselin and Tony Dovolani finally got sacked on Tuesday night’s Dancing With the Stars elimination. We’re just shocked they managed to stick around this long. There have been some really terrible contestants on DWTS, but in our opinion, Kate Gosselin is just about the worst dancer we’ve ever had the displeasure to watch. So we were not, in any way, sad to see her go. She, on the other hand, was downright devestated – or at least faked it really well.
“Well, you know, it is what it is,” Kate Gosselin told Dancing With the StarsÂ co-host Brooke Burke after landing in the bottom two this week with Pamela Anderson and Damian Whitewood. (And what was that about voters?) When she learned she had been voted off, Kate Gosselin lost her shit and couldn’t even speak. It was actually the most emotion she’s shown on her face throughout the whole competition, which was a huge part of her problem.
“I’m very proud of Kate, because I know she gets a lot of criticism out there and it is difficult — especially knowing my wife is watching with three kids — [Kate] has eight kids, and she’s a single mom, so I give her all the credit in the world for showing up,” Tony Dovolani said.
After choking down most her tears, Gosselin said she was thankful for the opportunity given to her by DWTS. “I’m very, very honored to have been here. I love everyone that I met. It was a great experience, and I’m sorry I’m crying. I’m a crybaby!”
Yes, Kate, we kind of knew that already. Now go home and spend some real quality time with your kids before your next damn TV gig leaves them at home for endless hours in the hands of your expensive nannies while you jet off to god knows where.
Sadly, it was not former Jon & Kate Plus 8 star Kate Gosselin who got the boot this week on Dancing With the Stars. Instead, it was astronaut Buzz Aldrin who was eliminated in week 3 of the competition. While Aldrin wasn’t much of a dancer, we’ll still miss the witty old guy and his adorable partner Ashly Costa.
Unfortunately, we’re not surprised Kate Gosselin stuck around another week even though we think she is by far the worst dancer on the show. Yes, even worse than Buzz Aldrin. At least Aldrin had class. This week Kate Gosselin looked like some kind of Marilyn Manson street-walker and danced walked around the stage like a drugged out wax figure. (We’re still dying over the “super bitch from hell” comment from Bruno Tonioli.) Still, the people love drama and Gosselin is full of it, so we’ll be forced to endure her yet again next week.
The Bachelor star Jake Pavelka joined Buzz Aldrin and Kate Gosselin in the bottom three this week on DWTS. We aren’t quite sure he deserved to be placed so lowly. Pavelka isn’t the next Baryshnikov, but we don’t think he was really all that bad. We are a bit bummed about Buzz leaving, but we think he was pretty aware he wouldn’t last very long in the competition.
We’re still rooting for Evan Lysacek to pull off the win this season, but the competition is getting rather heated for the Olympic gold medalist. Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger is tearing it up and ESPN analyst Erin Andrews isn’t half bad herself.
Now, let’s just work on getting Kate Gosselin off the show next week and back to taking care of her kids where she belongs. Then we can finally watch the show without cringing every time her face comes on screen.