September 22, 2010

Sure enough, Joaquin Phoenix was faking it

As we all suspected, the official word has finally come out:  the whole “I’ve given up acting and I’m now a hip-hop star” weirdness from Joaquin Phoenix was all part of something he calls “performance art” and the rest of us call “being a jackass for no reason.”  Casey Affleck, younger brother of Ben Affleck, […]

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March 9, 2010

David Letterman Extortionist Robert Halderman Will Plead Guilty

Robert Halderman, the man accused of attempting to blackmail late night talk show host David Letterman for $2 million over his sexual affairs with various staffers, is expected to plead guilty Tuesday afternoon to charges of extortion.

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October 13, 2009

University Says David Letterman Better Keep Hands Off Their Interns!

At least one university is warning David Letterman he better keep his wandering hands off their interns. Quinnipiac University in Connecticut, which has provided interns to Letterman in the past, has issued a statement saying they will be keeping a careful watch on the Late Show host. “Due to recent circumstances we will have a […]

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October 12, 2009

David Letterman Took Mistress Stephanie Birkitt on Family Vacations

We are frankly amazed David Letterman‘s wife hasn’t filed for divorce yet. First he refused to marry her for 23 years. Then he announces to the world he cheated on her with god knows how many women on the Late Show. Now comes news he actually brought one of his mistresses, former assistant Stephanie Birkitt, […]

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October 2, 2009

David Letterman Extortion Scandal Reveals Sexual Affairs

David Letterman dropped a bombshell on Thursday by revealing he was the victim of an extortion attempt by Robert Joe Halderman, an employee of the CBS news program 48 Hours.

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March 24, 2009

David Letterman Ties The Knot!

David Letterman has secretly married girlfriend Regina Lasko, according to reports. Letterman and Lasko got hitched before a justice of the peace March 19 in Choteau, Mont. Their 5-year-old son Harry was present at the ceremony. Letterman told The Late Show audience he never thought he’d tie the knot. “I had avoided getting married pretty […]

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July 2, 2008

Snark Sightings

Stalker Aniston To Be-Friend The Big Screen? Jossip Spencer Pratt Milking Mary Kate HARD: Fatback Media Rikki Rockett Gets Off: Bumpshack Chris Brown’s Naughty Bits Are Tired: BringinDaNoize Tila Tequila Is DENIED! Mollygood Hottest New Fashion Out Of Texas: Fldsdress Steve-O…Still A Lawsuit Magnet: ICYDK No Pajiba Love For Hancock: Pajiba A-Rod gets DUMPED! Sportsfiends

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June 16, 2008

Spencer Pratt: So Fresh And So Clean

In case you missed it, (which Snarkista DESPERATELY hopes is true because it would mean anything was more important), Spencer “Summer’s Eve” Pratt was on the David Letterman show the other night. Now, however, it’s Monday. You NEED some laughs to cheer you up from the dreaded stack of stuff. I am here for YOU! […]

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