January 26, 2013

J.J. Abrams Confirmed To Direct Star Wars

J.J. Abrams confirmed to direct Star Wars. Disney confirmed the news late yesterday evening. “I’ve consistently been impressed with J.J. as a filmmaker and storyteller,” said Star Wars creator George Lucas. “He’s an ideal choice to direct the new Star Wars film and the legacy couldn’t be in better hands.” In a statement, Abrams said, “To be a part of […]

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February 18, 2011

Usher thinks Bieber isn’t for the Disney or Nickelodeon crowd

Recording artist Usher, who is Justin Bieber‘s career mentor, recently reminisced about meeting the Bieb for the first time, and how he knew right away that Justin had star quality.  Usher says he realised right from the start that Justin would be a girl magnet, and that he knew he had a huge talent on […]

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February 3, 2009

Cover Crimes: Gwyneth Paltrow Edition

Elle Horreure! Times are tough everywhere- even at Disney, who obviously is conducting a stealth campaign using the epitome of the Disney demographic, Gwyneth Paltrow. For subtlety. Gwinnie is demonstrating a look that the kind would dub “runway”, and the unkind would dub “run away”. But, “the massive ear/shoulders with the shorts are so daring, […]

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January 19, 2009

Watch The New Hannah Montana Movie Trailer! OMG!

Well, kiddies, the appointed time is fast approaching…so Disney’s released the official trailer for the Hannah Montana movie. So much drama! Miley and Ty-Ty Banks have a shoe fight! Miley gets grounded! Miley has to pack away her busted weave! Miley makes everyone think Tennessee is one big farm! What Snarkista can’t wait for, however, […]

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November 17, 2008

Miley Cyrus: Not Dead AGAIN, Hacked AGAIN

Dang, Miley- pick some stronger passwords, girl! Miley Cyrus was the subject of a death rumor AGAIN yesterday…this time someone hacked her YouTube channel and posted a video (since removed) saying she had died. “Miley died this morning after being hit by a drunk driver. She always told us if anything ever happened to her […]

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November 3, 2008

Miley Cyrus Loses Sleep Over Skanky Pics

Although Trainreq (Josh Holly) has stopped leaking skanky pictures that Miley Cyrus took of herself, she reportedly still worries about MORE of them getting out. Why? Because she stupidly took more than the ones that were leaked. She’s worried that Josh may have sent them to other people, and that they’ll pop on the net […]

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October 20, 2008

Jonas Brothers Release “Lovebug” Video: Watch!

Tween sensations and America’s all-around good boys next door, the Jonas Brothers, have released their official video for the song “Lovebug”. If you hear young female squealing today, this is probably why. If you hear Disney execs squealing today, it’s because everything the JoBros touch turns to gold…and they are NOT Miley Cyrus. Retro preciousness! […]

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September 21, 2008

Miley & Billy Ray Cyrus Try To Bratz Their Way Out Of Hannah Montana

Miley Cyrus and dad Billy Ray Cyrus are reportedly trying to annoy their way out of their Hannah Montana contracts. According to on-set sources, the two have made it clear they wanna bust out of Disneyland. Miley is freakin’ annoying enough as it is, but she’s apparently turning on the afterburners with her co-stars, hoping […]

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August 3, 2008

Breaking: Interview W/ Miley Cyrus’ Hacker & He’s Got MORE!

UPDATE: 8/31/08…Miley’s hacker says he’s too scared to release more pix because Miley was 15! Okay, so pretty much everyone knows that Miley Cyrus got hacked, and the racy pics have been dribbling out over the past few weeks. Snarkista heard that Trainreq, the hacker, lives in Murfreesboro, TN. about 30 miles from Nashville. He’s […]

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July 25, 2008

When It All Started Downhill For Miley Cyrus And Nick Jonas

This is all soooo junior high ….so you may need a MAP. Snarkista gets a laugh out of Miley Cyrus attempting to make fun of her NOW ex’s new (and prettier) girlfriend. You know Miley has that new Rolling Stone cover of the Jonas brothers plastered EVERYWHERE. Not that she’s a stalker like Aniston. Apparently, […]

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