Elle Horreure! Times are tough everywhere- even at Disney, who obviously is conducting a stealth campaign using the epitome of the Disney demographic, Gwyneth Paltrow. For subtlety.
Gwinnie is demonstrating a look that the kind would dub “runway”, and the unkind would dub “run away”. But, “the massive ear/shoulders with the [...]

Well, kiddies, the appointed time is fast approaching…so Disney’s released the official trailer for the Hannah Montana movie. So much drama! Miley and Ty-Ty Banks have a shoe fight! Miley gets grounded! Miley has to pack away her busted weave! Miley makes everyone think Tennessee is one big farm! [...]

Dang, Miley- pick some stronger passwords, girl! Miley Cyrus was the subject of a death rumor AGAIN yesterday…this time someone hacked her YouTube channel and posted a video (since removed) saying she had died.
“Miley died this morning after being hit by a drunk driver. She always told us if anything ever happened to her [...]

Although Trainreq (Josh Holly) has stopped leaking skanky pictures that Miley Cyrus took of herself, she reportedly still worries about MORE of them getting out. Why? Because she stupidly took more than the ones that were leaked. She’s worried that Josh may have sent them to other people, and that they’ll pop on the net [...]

Tween sensations and America’s all-around good boys next door, the Jonas Brothers, have released their official video for the song “Lovebug”. If you hear young female squealing today, this is probably why. If you hear Disney execs squealing today, it’s because everything the JoBros touch turns to gold…and they are NOT Miley Cyrus. [...]

Miley Cyrus and dad Billy Ray Cyrus are reportedly trying to annoy their way out of their Hannah Montana contracts. According to on-set sources, the two have made it clear they wanna bust out of Disneyland.
Miley is freakin’ annoying enough as it is, but she’s apparently turning on the afterburners with her [...]

UPDATE: 8/31/08…Miley’s hacker says he’s too scared to release more pix because Miley was 15! Okay, so pretty much everyone knows that Miley Cyrus got hacked, and the racy pics have been dribbling out over the past few weeks. Snarkista heard that Trainreq, the hacker, lives in Murfreesboro, TN. about 30 miles [...]

This is all soooo junior high ….so you may need a MAP. Snarkista gets a laugh out of Miley Cyrus attempting to make fun of her NOW ex’s new (and prettier) girlfriend. You know Miley has that new Rolling Stone cover of the Jonas brothers plastered EVERYWHERE. Not that she’s a stalker like [...]

Nick, Joe and Kevin Jonas have just done what every singer, musician and band wants to do. Be on the cover of the Rolling Stone. It’s a milestone in a successful career, one that a minuscule number of artists ever achieve. And they are all under 21. What do they [...]

Tween queen Miley Cyrus has had her share of scandals, from racy pics to naughty candy. Some people just say “leave Miley alone” ‘cuz she’s just a victim! Others are getting pretty critical, since most of Miley’s racy pics were taken by Miley! Now it seems British mothers have had enough, and are banning [...]