J.J. Abrams confirmed to direct Star Wars. Disney confirmed the news late yesterday evening. “I’ve consistently been impressed with J.J. as a filmmaker and storyteller,” said Star Wars creator George Lucas. “He’s an ideal choice to direct the new Star Wars film and the legacy couldn’t be in better hands.”
In a statement, Abrams said, “To be a part of the next chapter of the Star Wars saga, to collaborate with [Lucas’ film chief Kathleen Kennedy] and this remarkable group of people, is an absolute honor.” “I may be even more grateful to George Lucas now than I was as a kid,” he added. Continue reading J.J. Abrams Confirmed To Direct Star Wars
Recording artist Usher, who is Justin Bieber‘s career mentor, recently reminisced about meeting the Bieb for the first time, and how he knew right away that Justin had star quality. Â Usher says he realised right from the start that Justin would be a girl magnet, and that he knew he had a huge talent on his hands.
As for the nature of that talent, Usher insists that Justin came out at a time when pop was very “Disney and Nickolodeon,” and that part of the reason Justin’s success was so instant was because he was exactly the opposite of all that. Â Which seems weird to me, because what part of Justin doesn’t fit in with the Disney crowd? Â Now Slayer – there’s your exact opposite.
Elle Horreure! Times are tough everywhere- even at Disney, who obviously is conducting a stealth campaign using the epitome of the Disney demographic, Gwyneth Paltrow. For subtlety.
Gwinnie is demonstrating a look that the kind would dub “runway”, and the unkind would dub “run away”. But, “the massive ear/shoulders with the shorts are so daring, Snarkista. How can you fault? It’s artistic license, clearly.”
Clearly it involves a license…violation…straight from the Fashion Police. It’s one thing to swish rapidly down a runway in some designer’s crazed confection, and it’s another to capture it, freeze it, and make us look at it in the checkout line.
I know, Disney, Miley Cyrus will not behave. Or close the dressing-room door in boutiques. But Pepsi’s already trying the super-subtle-subliminal-motif thing with Obama’s logo, and that’s almost like recording satanic chants backwards on a Jonas Brothers CD.
Just step away from the pitchfest at the ad agency, and hopefully no one will get hurt. Gwyneth will never know you’re gone. Maybe Miley would put this top on her head for you? Ah, no. Nevermind.
Well, kiddies, the appointed time is fast approaching…so Disney’s released the official trailer for the Hannah Montana movie. So much drama! Miley and Ty-Ty Banks have a shoe fight! Miley gets grounded! Miley has to pack away her busted weave! Miley makes everyone think Tennessee is one big farm! What Snarkista can’t wait for, however, is…how much face time will Snarkista Jr. have?! Guess we’ll have to go watch the movie in April like everyone else. Here’s the sneak peak!
Dang, Miley- pick some stronger passwords, girl! Miley Cyrus was the subject of a death rumor AGAIN yesterday…this time someone hacked her YouTube channel and posted a video (since removed) saying she had died.
â€œMiley died this morning after being hit by a drunk driver. She always told us if anything ever happened to her then tell her loyal fans first before the public. R.I.P Miley, weâ€™ll never forget you!â€
As of last night, Miley couldn’t get back into her YouTube, but issued a statement that she’s OK. The hacker hasn’t been caught. Lesson to the public: Don’t believe celebrity “death” rumors you hear on Sundays. Lesson to Miley: Don’t use your name, your birthday, your dog’s name, Nick Jonas’ name or anything else that is a no-brainer for hackers. You’ve been making it so tempting for them that they can’t help themselves! Also, please never wear this fugly hibiscus dress again.
Although Trainreq (Josh Holly) has stopped leaking skanky pictures that Miley Cyrus took of herself, she reportedly still worries about MORE of them getting out. Why? Because she stupidly took more than the ones that were leaked. She’s worried that Josh may have sent them to other people, and that they’ll pop on the net anytime.
A source told the Enquirer that she used her hacked e-mail account on a daily basis to send pics and letters to Nick Jonas and to her friends. Brainiac! What’s more, Miley used several email accounts to spread herself around, and she’s not sure which ones got hacked!
The bottom line is, there are more scandalous pictures that may have been accessed. Miley’s losing sleep worrying about them. Let this be a lesson to all of you self-pic takers…don’t email or post anything that you’re not prepared to have the world see. The internet is FOREVER.
Tween sensations and America’s all-around good boys next door, the Jonas Brothers, have released their official video for the song “Lovebug”. If you hear young female squealing today, this is probably why. If you hear Disney execs squealing today, it’s because everything the JoBros touch turns to gold…and they are NOT Miley Cyrus. Retro preciousness!