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Funny or Die Donald Trump Parody Movie Starring Johnny Depp! [VIDEO]

In the category of hilarious but weird news, infamous comedy video website Funny or Die has released a Donald Trump parody biopic starring Johnny Depp. We couldn’t be more delighted. Who could be a more awesome choice to stick it to the celebrity presidential candidate than the man we can’t help but think of in our heads forever as Captain Jack Sparrow? After all, who better to play a pirate of industry only worried about protecting his own booty, right?

Johnny Depp as Donald Trump (Funny or Die)
Johnny Depp as Donald Trump (Funny or Die)

The Donald Trump Funny or Die parody film is titled The Art of the Deal: The Movie in a spoof off the business mogul’s 1987 book. Johnny Depp is not the only big name attached to the short film. The epically amusing video is narrated by Academy-Award winning director Ron Howard, and stars other well-known Hollywood names as Henry Winkler, Jack McBrayer, Patton Oswalt, Andy Richter, and Saturday Night Live‘s Michaela Watkins as Ivanka Trump.

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Celebrity Apprentice 2012 Finale Part One: The Final Two Revealed!

The Celebrity Apprentice 2012 finale part one is here and tonight we will learn which of the final three contestants will move on to compete for the grand prize to be announced next Sunday! Who got fired on The Celebrity Apprentice 2012 and who made the final two? Read on in our The Celebrity Apprentice 2012 recap to find out!

The Celebrity Apprentice 2012 finale part one is here and tonight we will learn which of the final three contestants will move on to compete for the grand prize! Who got fired on The Celebrity Apprentice 2012 and who made the final two? Read on in our The Celebrity Apprentice 2012 recap to find out!

WARNING: THE CELEBRITY APPRENTICE 2012 SPOILERS AHEAD!

Please stop reading here if you do not want The Celebrity Apprentice 2012 spoilers and do not want to know who was fired on The Celebrity Apprentice tonight!

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Celebrity Apprentice 2012 Episode 13: And Then There Were Two

On The Celebrity Apprentice 2012 week 13 Sunday night, one of the three remaining competitors will be fired by Donald Trump in the first 10 minutes of the show. Clay Aiken, Arsenio Hall and Aubrey O’Day will have to talk fast and convince Donald Trump they shouldn’t be the one going home before the finale.

The remaining two contestants who do survive will battle it out in one final task to determine who will be The Celebrity Apprentice 2012 winner and take home the final prize for their charity of choice. The Celebrity Apprentice 2012 finale will be split in two parts, with the first part airing this Sunday night and the second part concluding next Sunday night.

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Donald Trump is a bully

Put this in the “well, duh” file – a documentary filmmaker named Anthony Baxter, who recently made a documentary about Donald Trump, claims The Donald is nothing more than bully who does dodgy business deals, and that the real reason he isn’t running for president is because he didn’t want the press digging into his business affairs.

Baxter says that the real Donald is not the slightly-silly guy that we see on reality TV, but a much darker, meaner man who will stop short of nothing to get his way, even if it means doing stuff he doesn’t want everyone to know about.  I guess you don’t become a bazillionaire by being the nice guy all the time.

Bret Michaels Condition After Brain Hemorrhage Not Good Trump Says

Bret Michaels‘ condition following the massive brain hemorrhage that landed him in a hospital ICU is not good, Celebrity Apprentice host Donald Trump said on Monday. Michaels is a contestant on Celebrity Apprentice this season and Trump reportedly has an inside line on Michaels’ condition.

Bret Michaels (Photo: Matt Becker, melodicrockconcerts.com - Wikimedia Commons)
Bret Michaels (Photo: Matt Becker, melodicrockconcerts.com - Wikimedia Commons)

Donald Trump told TMZ.com on Monday that Bret Michaels’ condition is not good. Trump said the musician turned reality TV star is in “big, big trouble and the prognosis is not great.” Michaels remains in critical condition under 24 hour watch according to his tour manager, Janna Elias.

Trump said Bret Michaels has proven to be an “amazing competitor” on Celebrity Apprentice and his fighting spirit “ultimately [may be] the thing that could save his life.” Trump said he believes Michaels’ brain bleed could be related to an injury the former Poison front man suffered at the 63rd annual Tony Awards last June when he was hit in the head by a stage prop.

Doctors are still trying to pinpoint the source of bleeding in Bret Michaels’ brain and he is currently undergoing further testing. “As we all know Bret is a fighter and we are hopeful that once all is complete the slurred speech, blurred vision and dizziness, etc. will be eliminated and all functions will return to normal,” a note posted on Michaels’ website says.

>> Previously:  Bret Michaels Condition Still Critical After Brain Hemorrhage

Miss Teen Louisiana USA Is REALLY Dumb; Loses Crown


File this one under Stupid Criminals, Dumb Blondes, or More Proof There’s Crazy Juice In Louisiana’s Water Supply. Miss Louisiana Teen USA Lindsey Evans reportedly skipped out on a restaurant bill this past weekend, and has consequently been stripped of her title. Her pageant is part of Donald Trump’s Miss USA organization, which has seen it’s share of scandalous title holders. Maybe it’s because there’s no talent competition! Unlike the Miss America organization, these girls are basically selected on hotness.

Lindsey was out with a group of friends eating at a Shreveport restaurant, and ran up a bill worth a whopping $46.07. The girls decided to “dine and dash”, and didn’t pay the bill. Let’s see…assuming a “group of friends” means at least 2 other people, that would add up to $15.35 each. Oh, that DEFINITELY was worth it.

Lindsey brilliantly left her purse there, and went back to get it. The waiter had already gone through it to see who skipped the tab. The police were waiting for Lindsey when she returned. The cops ALSO found marijuana in her purse. Needless to say, 18-year-old Lindsey has been “relieved of her duties as Miss Louisiana Teen USA 2008 effective immediately,” and was arrested. No juvie for you, Lindsey. Just one of the perks of being an adult.

Lindsey had a whopping 10 days left of her reign, and was to hand over her crown next weekend. She’s already been replaced on the pageant website with BRUNETTE Michelle Berthelot, Miss Louisiana USA, who will crown the NEW Miss Louisiana Teen USA Halloween weekend. Lindsey will be stuck trying to explain her crimes on future college and job applications.

Britney Spears and her clan call Louisiana home too, and their friends and family have proven that SOMETHING in Kentwood makes celebs do stupid things. Is it a statewide problem? Maybe the EPA should check it out.

Miss USA Trips AGAIN At Miss Universe Pageant

WTF is the problem with the Miss USA pageant coach bitches? For the second year in a row Miss USA fell during the Miss Universe pageant, held last night in Vietnam. This year it was Miss USA Crystle Stewart who tripped on her evening gown and fell right on her ass. You know those anal tinks chewed her UP when she got backstage. Crystle managed to make it into the final ten, but the GORGEOUS Miss Venezuela won.

LAST year it was Miss USA Rachel Smith who fell in Mexico City. Donald Trump, owner of the whole franchise, probably has somebody wetting their pants in his boardroom right now. Here’s Crystle tripping away from the win.


And HERE is who beat Miss Uncoordinated: Dayana Mendoza, Miss Venezuela