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Elin Nordegren Says Tiger Woods Divorce was Hell

Elin Nordegren is finally speaking out about the “hell” she has been going through since she found out about ex-husband Tiger Woods’ affairs. Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren officially confirmed their divorce in a press statement issued this week. In a new interview, Nordegren said she never suspected Woods was cheating on her.

“I’ve been through hell,” Elin Nordegren said in an interview with People magazine. “It’s hard to think you have this life and then all of a sudden — was it a lie? You’re struggling because it wasn’t real.”

Nordegren said she had no clue Tiger Woods was having affairs on the side. “I’m so embarrassed that I never suspected — not a one.” Nordegren is estimated to have received a divorce settlement worth at least $100 million, but she claims the money means little compared to the grief she has over the divorce.

“Money can’t buy me happiness,” Nordegren told People. “Or put my family back together.”

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Tiger Woods Wife Elin Nordegren Moving Back In?

Tiger Woods‘ wife Elin Nordegren is reportedly ready to move back in with her cheating husband after three months of living apart. Elin Nordegren allegedly moved out of the family home after she discovered evidence of Woods’ affairs with various mistresses. Woods has spent much of the separation period at a sexual addiction rehab clinic in Mississippi.

Tiger Woods (Photo: Tim Hipps, U.S. Army - Source: Wikimedia Commons)

Although Elin Nordegren is still not wearing her wedding ring in the most recent photos taken of her, RadarOnline.com reports she is considering moving back in with her husband soon. Nordegren allegedly moved out after confronting Woods with evidence of his affair with alleged mistress Rachel Utichel in a domestic dispute that ended up with the golfer crashing his SUV into a tree on Thanksgiving Day.

Elin Nordegren (Photo: Brien Aho, U.S. Navy - Source: Wikimedia Commons)

Elin Nordegren visited Tiger Woods while he was undergoing rehab therapy and the two have reportedly been spending quality time together with their two children in the past few weeks.

Nordegren has reportedly been living in a rental house about a mile away from the couple’s home in Florida. According to RadarOnline.com, Woods and Nordegren were seen hugging in the backyard of their home on Wednesday and the golfer is eager for his wife to move back in as soon as possible.

Personally, we don’t think any amount of therapy or any number of apologies would be enough to make us shack up again with a man who admitted he felt “entitled” to sleep with every porn star, hooker and cocktail waitress he could get his hands on. Especially not when we could probably take him for enough cash in a divorce settlement to live like a queen for the rest of our existence.Â

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Tiger Woods Gay Group Sex Orgies Claimed by Alleged Mistress

One of Tiger Woods‘ many alleged mistresses says she has the inside scoop on the golf legend’s gay threesomes and orgies with multiple partners. Loredana Jolie Ferriolo claims Tiger Woods is a bisexual who swings both ways in the bedroom and she’s going to spill all about his allegedly tawdry sex life in a new book.

Loredana Jolie Ferriolo is working on a new tell-all book she says will blow the doors open on Tiger Woods’ sexual encounters, including “his healthy appetite for arranged sex, threesomes, girls next door, girl-girl, and an answer to all those rumors surrounding Woods’ sexuality.”

Ferriolo claims she actually witnessed Tiger Woods having sex with men and engageing in orgies with multiple partners of both sexes. The alleged Tiger Woods mistress reportedly wants to sell her story for $1 million or the highest bidder, but has had no takers so far. So now she’s planning to detail all her allegations about Woods’ sex life in a book. A book, of course, she hopes to earn at least seven figures from.

RadarOnline.com reports a rep for Ferriolo said she is “in talks with a number of publishing companies” regarding a book deal.

Honestly, we hope those publishers tell Ferriolo to shove it. Not only do we haveÂ doubts about Tiger Woods swinging both ways (considering none of his other alleged mistresses have said a word about it), but we think having his whole life and career turned inside out by this whole scandal is probably punishment enough for his indiscretions. Especially when his wife, Elin Nordegren Woods, gets through with him…

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Porn Company Says They Have Tiger Woods Sex Tape

The president of one of the world’s largest porn companies claims he has a Tiger Woods sex tape in hand. Steven Hirsch, president of Vivid Entertainment, claims the racy Tiger Woods video was shot several years ago and was given to them by an unidentified woman.

Steven Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment claims he has seen 30 seconds of the alleged Tiger Woods sex tape, but won’t confirm it is indeed the golf legend in the video. The porn company, famous for their celebrity sex tapes, is reportedly still attempting to make a positive identification of the participants in the video, according to TMZ.com.

With all the women who claim they have slept with him, it would hardly be surprising if a Tiger Woods sex tape really is out there somewhere. Even if the video is authentic, Vivid Entertainment would have a hell of a hurdle to overcome to get it out to the public. Attorneys for Tiger Woods have already put out a statement saying they will smash anyone slandering him with nude photos or videos.

Vivid Entertainment is the same porn company claiming to have a Carrie Prejean sex tape featuring the former beauty queen pleasuring herself on camera. Prejean has pretty much confirmed that tape does exist, but so far Vivid has been unable to distribute the video, despite their best efforts to convince Prejean it would earn her possibly “millions” of dollars in income.

If Vivid can’t overcome the legal cock-blocking of a tarnished beauty queen to give up the goods, we doubt they are going to have much luck wrangling with an angry Tiger Woods and his massive legal team!

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Tiger Woods Vanity Fair Cover Exploits Affair Scandal

Tiger Woods may be MIA (now allegedly somewhere in Africa), but that hasn’t stopped Vanity Fair from exploiting the fallen golfer to boost their sales. The February 2009 cover of Vanity Fair features a pumped, shirtless Tiger Woods lifting iron while he glares dangerously at the lens of celebrity photographer Annie Leibovitz.

Tiger Woods has been hiding from public view since his bizarre car crash in November. Rumors have burned across the Net that the golfer is shacked up on a yacht in Florida, hiding out at a luxury Trump property, undergoing plastic surgery for injuries caused by his wife Elin Nordegren or possibly receiving sex addiction therapy in rehab in Arizona. Each rumor just seems crazier than the last! The latest ‘where in the world is Tiger Woods’ speculation – thanks to TMZ.com – is that the legendary golfer is holed up somewhere in Africa to keep out of public view.

Tiger Woods hasn’t been photographed in months, but that didn’t stop Vanity Fair from capitalizing on his image to boost sales of their upcoming February issue. The magazine splashed their cover with a previously unpublished photo of Woods shirtless and slightly menacing in a clear ploy to garner profits over his affairs scandal. The self-proclaimed “raw never-before-seen” photo spread by Annie Leibovitz continues inside the mag, accompanied by snarky commentary from Friday Night Lights author Buzz Bissinger.

No matter where Tiger Woods may be trying to hide out, it seems there isn’t a hole deep enough to keep him from being exploited by the media for their own profits.

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Tiger Woods Dropped by AT&T While Wife Spends New Year’s in France

Tiger Woods has reportedly lost out on yet another lucrative sponsorship deal. According to a report from the BBC, AT&T has decided to end their sponsorship deal with the golf legend due to the scandal over Woods’ affairs with various mistresses and subsequent leave of absence from the golfing world.

“We are ending our sponsorship agreement with Tiger Woods and wish him well in the future,” AT&T said in a statement printed on the BBC website. AT&T isn’t the first company to decide they don’t want their brand name associated with the scandal of Tiger Woods’ affairs. Accenture also recently dropped their sponsorship deal with Woods and Swiss watchmaker TAG Heuer announced they would “downscale the use of his image” in their advertising campaigns.

Meanwhile, Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren reportedly celebrated the turning of the New Year as far away from her husband as she could get apparently. Nordegren, her twin sister Josefin and a group of friends reportedly spent their New Year’s Eve skiing near Chamonix in the French Alps.

We’re thinking Elin was probably spending some quality time thinking about what she’s going to do with the 300 million she allegedly wants from Tiger for cheating on her. Considering the mistress count seems destined to rise even higher, we think she should hold out for more. At least 50 million per mistress sounds like a good deal to us.

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Tiger Woods Birthday Present – Rumors of Plastic Surgery and Rehab

Tiger Woods is out there somewhere celebrating hisÂ birthday, but we doubt he’s enjoying it all that much. Woods turns 34 today and his present from the world is a new slew of rumors about where he’s been hiding out lately.

One rumor claims Tiger Woods is undergoing plastic surgery for injuries sustained to his face after being slammed in the head by wife Elin Nordegren with a 9-iron afterÂ she foundÂ racy text messages to him from alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel. Another report circulating claims the golfer has checked into rehab in Arizona for sex addiction treatment. Then there are the rumors Tiger Woods is shacked up aboard his private yacht in Palm Beach and spending his free time canoodling with Uchitel.

Considering how desperate the paparazzi are to snap even one photo of Tiger Woods, it’s actually pretty spectacular he’s managed to keep his mug out of the media this long following that whole bizarre car accident thing and ensuing affairs scandal.

Wherever Tiger Woods is and whatever it is he really is doing on his birthday, we just hope he’s not fueling any more fodder for future tabloid nastiness.

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