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Jessica Simpson named as guest judge for Project Runway finale

AlexisJ — Sat, 11 Sep 2010 22:56:30 +0000

Here’s one from the what-were-they-smoking files: the producers of Project Runway have named none other than Jessica Simpson as the celebrity guest judge for the season finale. The queen of the mom jeans is going to be in a position to pass judgement on the style of others, which seems a bit crazy.

However, it’s certainly no worse than having Faith Hill do the job, which is exactly what happened last year. Simpson at least has some sort of style credentials, as she has her own clothing line, but I’m not sure how much she actually has to do with designing the clothing, other than putting her name on the label. It’ll be interesting to see just what sort of things she has to say about this year’s Project Runway collections.

Right Now In Nashville: Tim McGraw For Governor?

Snarkista — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 16:31:15 +0000

Country superstar Tim McGraw has been thinking about running for public office for awhile now, but it looks like he may be seriously considering a grab for the Governor’s seat in Tennessee! Unlike most of the nation, Tennessee Republicans won big in this past election, and Democrats are desperate to put a high-profile candidate up against probable GOP candidate Bill Frist. Now THAT would make for an interesting race in 2010!

Tennessee’s current Governor, Phil Bredesen, is a Democrat…but made his fortune running health care companies. Bredesen’s known for his business savvy. Dr. Bill Frist has been a GOP senator, and had made noises that he wanted OUT of public life. The super-wealthy Frist family is one of Tennessee’s most prominent, however, and Bill has instant name-recognition. The prospect of governing Tennessee would be pretty irresistible.

A Bill vs. Tim race would be a bonanza for the media! Tim has Bill Clinton on his side- in 2006 Bill told Esquire that:

“I think he’s got it. The Democrats need candidates whom people can relate to in a personal way, people who understand their lives and their concerns and share their values. And I think that’s something Tim can do without even pretending.”

Tim reciprocated by calling Clinton “the best President we’ve ever had.” Er, hmmm. Tim isn’t one of those celebs who hides out…most of them don’t in Nashville. Snarkista sees him at the mall all the time! She’s not sure what Tim’s platform promises would include…an annual state-of-the-state concert? If he won, Faith Hill would be the First Lady of Tennessee. She’s a tiger when it comes to protecting her man, so maybe the Governor’s security budget could be trimmed. You do NOT want to cross Faith. Ever.

Tim McGraw: Ass-kicker!

Snarkista — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:01:40 +0000

At Tim McGraw’s concert last night in Washington he saw some inbred jackass HIT a woman. He called for security, but decided he’d show the guy a lesson himself! A rep for Tim issued the following statement:

While Tim was performing at the White River Amphitheater in Auburn, Washington last night, he watched a man rush to the front of the stage. This overly aggressive fan attacked a female fan and Tim witnessed this incident. Tim called for security, but when they could not respond quick enough Tim and several crew members removed the fan from the audience where he was then turned over to the local authorities.”

The video is SWEET! Tim gets ahold of the jerk who seems to wanna kick Tim’s ass. Major mistake. Security shows up after Tim yanks the guy by his belt and pulls the fat, inbred redneck up and OFF the stage! Don’t mess with Tim OR Faith- cuz BOTH of them have NO problem dealing with numbnuts in the audience. You may remember that awhile back Faith didn’t take kindly to some chick basically reaching up and grabbing Tim by the balls! Faith called her out BIG TIME, told her how classless she was, and that “you don’t just grab someone’s husband by the balls, my friend”. Hell no you don’t! Faith will bitch-slap you, fools!

Note to Tim and Faith’s fans: the dynamic duo expect you to behave like grownups when they’re doing a show for you. Don’t get so snogged that you think it’s a good idea to become part of the show! Especially when you’re doing something as moronic as this guy did. Tim and Faith do NOT play. He and Faith are country royalty and WON’T put up with your silly ass! You’ll end up on youtube like this fool. Take some notes, brainiacs- your 15 seconds of ~~fame~~ shame are awaiting you if you show your ass. Don’t eff with the stars ‘cuz they will take you OUT!