Britney Ain’t Gonna Be A Lezbo Stripper, Y’all

Britney Spears, contrary to a gazillion net reports over the past 24 hours, is not going to play a lesbian stripper in Quentin Tarantino’s remake of the cult classic Faster Pussycat! Kill Kill! The part would have had her murdering her boyfriend, making out with girls, ripping her clothes off and other shizz that Britney would have to ACT to do. Actually, only the murdering part would require acting.

Brit’s reps tell Access Hollywood that it’s bogus, and Quentin will not be riding on the Spears crazy-train. Yes, sadly, they’ve already denied everything. Snarkista is PISSED! A Britney-Quentin combo had such enormous WTF potential!

Britney’s party-killer reps allow that:

“Though she definitely intends to explore acting roles down the road, right now she’s concentrating on recording her next album.”

Translation: Britney’s tied up (literally) in the studio right now playing with cheetos and cigarettes. We’re faking up some shizz for a release, and there’s no way in holy hell she’s gonna come within 3 states of Quentin Tarantino. Britney get THAT kind of behavior reinforcement? Oh, HELL no. Papa Spears has been working TOO effin’ hard to have it blow like a meth lab within 30 minutes.