Courtney’s mother is Jewish, but Courtney’s a Buddhist who hasn’t QUITE managed to get the hang of that Zen thing. She says of dead husband Kurt Cobain’s legacy:

“Every time you buy a Nirvana record, part of that money is not going to Kurt’s child, or to me, it’s going to a handful of Jew loan officers, Jew private banks, it’s going to lawyers who are also bankers . . .” The former Hole singer also mused on why she’s given up playing in an all-girl band: “Like, there are [bleep]ing riot grrls sitting there banging on pots and pans and talking about their vaginas, and that’s all really lovely, but the music blows.” On why she won’t date actors: “They’re [bleep]. They’re women.” And on being a parent: “I’m more like, ‘You’re not going to do that, so [bleep] off, or I’m taking your computer, and your [bleep]ing, you know, BlackBerry.

Ah, wonder why Courtney’s daughter Francis Bean Cobain spends so much time with her grandmother?! Courtney wrestled back custody of Francis a bit ago, unfortunately. Hopefully Francis’ teenage rebellion stage will be AGAINST the drugs that led to her father’s suicide and obviously still haunt her mother. ‘Cuz mom is SO uncool, Francis. Stick to frappuchinos.

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