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Paris Hilton Still Wants Your Fake Vote For President

Snarkista — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 03:35:07 +0000

Here’s Wonky McValtrex looking like a tranny clown in her second “Paris For President” video. Bish, plz. You’ll get my fake vote when you step off this train for good. The first one was novel. This one is slightly entertaining, but not for the reasons you think. Voters can smell desperation, you know. And isn’t that the name of your new perfume?

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Natalie Portman & Rashida Jones’ Global Economic Solution

Snarkista — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 19:12:55 +0000

Natalie Portman’s a pretty brainy girl, so maybe she and Rashida Jones DO have the best solution to the current economic crisis. Snarkista’s willing to give it a try…for the sake of our country.

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Britney’s Political Platform Video From National Lampoon

Snarkista — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 21:50:32 +0000

Is Paris Hilton ready to lead? In an answer to Paris’ bid for the White House, National Lampoon lobs it back to Funny Or Die with their OWN candidate: Britney Spears!

Paris Strikes Back- Hilton For President Video Ad

Snarkista — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:55:58 +0000

No, this isn’t Paris Hilton Week. But Wonky’s pissed about John McCain using her picture for .3 seconds in his ad that quickly went viral. Mama Wonky is even more pissed because she gave some of that hotel money to McCain! In case you haven’t already seen Paris Hilton’s response from Funny or Die, here it is. Snarkista thinks the funniest part is Wonky trying to read the prompter fast when she gets to her policy points. Big words are HARD!

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