Screw Bigfoot, Forget Chupacabra…It’s Goblin Shark!

Now HERE’s a story you can sink your teeth into! Unlike the Montauk monster, Chupbacabra or Bigfoot the hoaxer…Goblin Shark is for realz! Check out his freaky alien jaw moves! Goblin Shark’s favorite treat is squid, and one was recently spotted off the California coast. Usually Gobby hangs out in Australia and Japan, but he must have been needin’ himself some Cali. Gobby doesn’t fool with low quality, grainy footage or rubber Halloween suits. That shizz is WAY beneath him!