After last night’s loss to the Baltimore Ravens, Anna Burns Welker, the wife of Patriots’ Wes Welker, took to her Facebook page to mock rival player Ray Lewis.
“Proud of my husband and the Pats. By the way, if anyone is bored, please go to Ray Lewis’ Wikipedia page. 6 kids 4 wives. Acquitted for murder. Paid a family off. Yay! What a hall of fame player! A true role model!,”
Singer Katy Perry, who will be stepping in as a guest judge on American Idol this season, wants to be clear she thinks Simon Cowell is an a**hole – but that’s not a bad thing.
Katy “I Kissed a Girl” Perry will appear on the new season of American Idol, along with other guest celebrity judges such as Victoria Beckham, Shania Twain and Sheryl Crow. The rotating guest judges will serve as stand-ins for the recently departed Paula Abdul.
Speaking about her guest spot on American Idol, Katy Perry told EOnline.com she thinks she’ll end up being buddies with snarky judge Simon Cowell because “whenever I watch that show, as much as he’s an a**hole, he’s a very truthful, honest a**hole.”
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“I’m not there to build them up. It’s weird, because I don’t want to break their hearts, but everyone knows someone who’s been doing karaoke and doing little gigs here and there, and nobody has told them that they can’t sing on pitch for, like, 15 years?”
Amen, Katy. Some of these people are seriously deluded about their singing talents. Of course, we think you might be one of them…
During an interview with Larry King scheduled to air on Wednesday, Chris Brown claims he doesn’t remember beating former girlfriend Rihanna to a pulp. “I just look at it like, wow. I’m in shock, because first of all, that’s not who I am as a person and that’s not who I pride myself on being,” Chris Brown says in the Larry King Live interview video clip.
“When I look at the police reports or hear about the police reports, I don’t know what to think. It’s just like, wow.”
When asked by Larry King if he remembers attacking Rihanna, Chris Brown answers in the video clip with a simple and unbelievable “No.”
Chris Brown was convicted for felony assault against Rihanna on August 25 and sentenced to five years of probation after pleading guilty to the charges.
Chris Brown attempts to push some of the blame for his abusive attack on a history of abuse from his stepfather in his own past. Brown also tells Larry King during the interview that he “never slid out of love” with Rihanna.
To add insult to severe injury, Chris Brown has included an “apology” song, “Changed Man,” to Rihanna on his new album. “This ain’t over / it ain’t over,” he sings. “I remember your touch / God I miss u so much / please believe me / Baby I’m sorry,” Brown sings. Stalker much?
Violently beating up your girlfriend and then making her relive it through song is a lovely way of showing your undying affection, Mr. Brown.
Former Miss California USA Carrie Prejean has launched a lawsuit against the pageant organization for religious discrimination. Prejean alleges she was discriminated against for her religious beliefs when she was stripped of her Miss California crown in June.
Carrie Prejean became embroiled in a nationwide controversy after speaking out against gay marriage at the Miss USA competition in April. A month later, she was fired from her position as the Miss California USA representative. Officials for Miss California says Prejean was fired because she repeatedly missed scheduled appearances for the organization and failed to clear non-affiliated appearances with them – many of which centered around airing her anti-gay views.
The former pageant queen, however, claims Miss California USA fabricated evidence to support their claim she was fired for other than religious reasons. In court documents filed this week in Los Angeles Superior Court, Carrie Prejean states the organization “fabricated a fraudulent list of some 50 public appearances allegedly missed by Prejean which they released to the media in order to justify her termination as Miss California USA.”
Carrie Prejean is accusing the organization of religious discrimination, defamation and emotional distress, among other charges.
Reality TV star Audrina Patridge has finally announced she is leaving The Hills for good. After months of speculation, Audrina Patridge has confirmed she’ll be quitting The Hills after wrapping up a final few episodes.
“I’m almost done with The Hills. We’re in the middle of finishing these episodes, and I’ll be leaving them,” Patridge said in a press statement while promoting her new movie, Sorority Row.
The 24-year-old reality TV star hopes to return to her original dream of becoming a film actress after she departs The Hills. “I moved to Los Angeles to be an actress, and before I got onto The Hills, I was going to auditions and castings and working full-time at Quixote Studios and Smashbox.”
If her performance in Sorority Row is any indication of her movie acting skills, we think perhaps leaving a hit show like The Hills isn’t necessarily the best career move…
The death of Michael Jackson has been ruled a homicide by drug overdose, according to a press statement released by the Los Angeles Coroner’s office on Friday.
The body of Michael Jackson contained a lethal dose of the powerful anesthetic drug propofol along with a cocktail of other prescription drugs, according to official autopsy results from the Los Angeles Coroner’s office. The official cause of death was listed in the press statement as acute intoxication from the anesthetic propofol. Because the fatal drug overdose contributing to Michael Jackson’s death was administered by a second party, the death of the pop icon has been ruled a homicide.
“The drugs Propofol and Lorazepam (Ativan) were found to be the primary drugs responsible for Mr. Jackson’s death. Other drugs detected were: Midazolam (Versed), Diazepam (Valium), Lidocaine (topical anesthetic) and Ephedrine,” the report from the coroner’s office concluded. The statement from the coroner’s office also detailed “other conditions contributing to death: Benzodiazepine effect.” Benzodiazepine is used to treat insomnia and anxiety. The final Michael Jackson autopsy results and toxicology test information is currently under a security hold by request from the Los Angeles Police Department and the Los Angeles County District Attorney.
The coroner’s determination that Michael Jackson died from a lethal overdose of propofol was first leaked last week by an unidentified police official.
Michael Jackson’s personal physician Dr. Conrad Murray has admitted to administering propofol and other prescription drugs to the singers in the hours shortly before his death, according to court documents recently released to the media. Murray is currently being investigated on possible manslaughter charges.
Searches of Michael Jackson’s home following his death revealed a large collection of drugs, including marijuana and a slew of prescription medications. The offices and home of Dr. Conrad Murray were also searched for evidence regarding his treatment of the late pop icon.
In addition to the drugs provided to him by Dr. Conrad Murray, evidence is mounting the singer was also provided with prescriptions by Jackson’s dermatologist Dr. Arnold Klein – illegally obtained in his own name and passed on to the singer. Dr. Arnold Klein is one of several men theorized to possibly have fathered one or more of Michael Jackson’s children. Klein admits he donated sperm in the past, but says he did not specifically donate with the intention of fathering children for Michael Jackson and does not know if he may be their biological father.
If you haven’t had the groaning pleasure of viewing clips from Octomom, The Musical on video – you can’t pass this up. Somebody out there decided the bizarre story of Octomom Nadya Suleman and her ridiculous amount of children would be great material for a musical. Well, maybe if you’ve just hit the crack pipe really hard…
Even though we have to serious question the taste level of the creators of this debacle, it is kind of amusing in a very sick and twisted way.
What we really want to know, however, is how Octomom Nadya Suleman is going to figure out how to milk this shit for her own monetary gain. Can we say pending lawsuit anyone? Or maybe Octomom should integrate some musical numbers into her new reality show to play on this new aspect of her questionable fame.
