Crazed 16 Year Old Madonna Fan Tries To Kill Guy Richie

Guy Richie seriously needs to start wearing some of Madonna’s dominatrix-wear around as protection. A mad-crazy Madonna fan busted up on the set of director Guy Ritchie’s new movie and threatened to kill him.

Guy, in the middle of a high-profile divorce with Madonna, was just yards away when the teenager ran on to the set waving a 12-inch knife yelling: “Where’s Guy? I’m going to kill him!” Security guards bagged him and wrestled him to the ground. He was screaming: “I’m Madonna’s biggest fan! I’m gonna kill Guy.”

The nutbag was completely dressed in black, and somehow managed to get on to the set in Manchester where Guy is filming a remake of Sherlock Holmes. A source told The Mirror that:

“The bloke was screaming about Guy and shouting, ‘I love Madonna’. It was terrifying. At first it seemed like a sick joke but it was soon obvious the knifeman was not messing around. Luckily there were four security guards and two policemen who were able to overpower him. He added: “Guy was understandably upset, but carried on as if nothing had happened.”

A 16-year-old was arrested. Damn! Did anyone see a helicopter? You KNOW A-Rod was behind this.

Madonna’s Rep Needs A Martini

Geez it’s been a crappy couple of days to be Madonna’s rep Liz Rosenberg! Madonna and Guy AREN’T getting a divorce (yeah, wait till Christmas). A-Rod is NOT taking batting practice in the Vadge. Madonna DIDN’T get all royal and almost run down the little peeps while trying to get to rehearsal in New York. Madonna DIDN’T run any red lights during the time she wasn’t scaring the shizz out of said commoners. Madonna DIDN’T tell her chauffeur to use “lights and sirens” to get her to studios on time.
Sayeth La Rosenberg:

“I can’t imagine they would go through red lights unless there was a dire security emergency. But I’m sure she is transported with utmost respect for other people.”

Sadly, Madonna’s childhood home DID burn down, and there isn’t a damn thing Lizzy can do about that.