Hair Crimes: Katie Holmes Edition

Nooooooo, Katie! NO! INTERVENTION! If this has something to do with your
mini “singing and dancing” guest appearance on “Eli Stone” this season, you better HOPE they haven’t filmed it yet. Ken Paves could do better than this. Flapper? Early Paul McCartney meets a curling iron? 1970’s Susan Sarandon?
FIRE THE STYLIST. And unleash Tom on the media to suppress this picture.
With great concern,