You just can’t make this shizz up! Both ‘Hairspray’ star Nikki Blonsky and former “America’s Next Top Model” contestant Bianca Golden were arrested in the Turks and Caicos Islands Wednesday after allegedly getting into a physical fight with each other at the airport! Damn. If I’m a model who weighs 80 pounds, you can bet the last person I’m gonna pick a fight with is a 300 pound actress!

They were both charged with assault. Nikki was released on $6,000 cash bail — she’ll return to court on December 1. Bianca is due to appear in court on September 17. She was also released on $6,000 bail. Nikki appeared in court Friday morning sporting a neck brace, believed to be worn as a result of an injury suffered in the fight. Bianca must have put her in a headlock with her mile-long legs!

Nikki’s DAD, Carl Blonsky, allegedly involved in the altercation as well, was arrested and charged with inflicting grievous bodily harm. He’ll remain in custody and will be back in court on August 8. Bianca’s MOM, Eleine Golden was airlifted to a hospital in Florida after allegedly suffering a head injury in the fight. Miami CBS affilliate WFOR is reporting that she is currently being cared for in the ICU of a Florida hospital. Holy effin’ crap. Snarkista cannot WAIT to hear what the hell caused THIS family feud. Get Jerry Springer on the line, intern Seacrest. Must. Have. Video.

We now know where the heinous headband/flower growth thing came from that Aubrey wore on the red carpet a couple of weeks ago; it’s there for you to buy should you need to look like something Anne Geddes would use in one of her baby photo shoots. Only $120!! Hurry though, there are limited quantities! Maybe Aubrey is a little more involved in her “line” better than Posh and Lauren Conrad were in theirs.

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